After the "success" of my last repeat post, I thought I'd give it another go with these two - yes, two! - re-runs from 2007 and 2010 respectively (these were the ones I was going to do before Beast and Tim stole the show). I think they're quite appropriate for the circumstances that we find ourselves in, as they illustrate why one should keep one's distance from others as one never knows what may happen...
I only tapped her on the shoulder to ask if she wanted a coffee and she spontaneously combusted.
She could've just said 'No, thanks'.
Silly cow always has to be centre of attention...
and: The Gunpowder Plop
I told her that smuggling gunpowder would be her undoing.