"The Year of the Lunatic"...? What on earth are you going on about?!
Well, I thought that would have been obvious?!
Not even with that ruddy great moon up there? And all the other moon shots scattered around?
I think someone has been doing too many sherry shots, never mind moon shots...Shush! We've started!
Cripes! Witchface is on the ball this year.Let's get on with it, shall we?
Yes. Every year devolves into some sort of squabbling before things get going.
"Every year"? Ha! What about all those years we couldn't be arsed?QUIET!!!
That's better. Shall we?
Hello, and thank you for joining us for the 2017 - AKA The Year of the Lunatic - Coven Awards.
The fact is, we've got a packed show for you this evening.
Or, morning or afternoon, depending on your time zone.
Yes. No. Exactly. Yes. Um... What was I saying?
So, let's begin with a quick recap of the first quarter of the year before moving on to the first of the awards.
Yes. No. Exactly.
As usual, I'll present the awards, and Witchface will recap the year. Are you ready?
Yes. Exactly. Yes.
Christ! Who let Anna Rampton in?