After much prodding and needling-
Well, some, then.
Savvy brought it up and Ms Scarlet may have mentioned it in passing - I'd hardly call that prodding and needling. Not even a modicum thereof!
Oh, OK! After a gentle enquiry and a passing mention, we have decided to hold another Tin Foil Hat Competition. (You're particularly mardy this evening.) Our fourth, in fact. So, what better theme than one of "Four".
Christ! That's lazy theme-thinking-of. And I'm not bloody mardy!
Really? Look, why don't you bugger off and decide what you're going to do for this month's Star Trek Art Challenge before it's too late? All that procrastinating has left you in a vile mood. I need to get on with this before we lose the audience.
Right. Now that the Host is otherwise occupied, let's get on with this shall we?
The 2017 Tin Foil Hat Competition!