It snowed this morning. A wet, white flurry of mushy disappointment. It wasn't cold enough for it to be that nice crisp, dry snow that's good to walk in, so I stayed in and made paper globes to replace the Christmas/Winterval baubles on the cake stands in the kitchen.
Saturday, 16 January 2021
Thursday, 14 January 2021
Well, apart from work and wandering about the countryside surrounding Hexenhäusli Device, not a lot. As these photos go to show...
First up from 27th December, the titular blue bottom and a load of clay:
Saturday, 9 January 2021
Well, it was "Stay" by Shakespears Sister back in 1992:
In fact, it was the first and only vinyl record I ever bought. And the only reason for that is that all the cassette tapes and CDs had sold out (although, I'm not sure that I even had a CD player back then?).
On a related note, I really wanted to feature French & Saunders' spoof of "Stay" (and "I Don't Care") "Destiny" by Dickens Daughters (which features in the first episode of their fourth series, "Misery"), but there's no clip on YouTube (however, for those of you in the UK, it is on BBC iPlayer!).
EDIT: Jon found the clip on DailyMotion:
So instead (of the clip that wasn't on YT, but is on DM, and can now be found above, meaning that this bit is now surplus to requirements but I'm keeping it as its funny. Well, I think so anyway...), may I present this exceedingly poor quality, much shorter clip - that I still find pant-wettingly hilarious - from The Mary Whitehouse Experience, performed by David Baddiel and Rob Newman:
Ms Scarlet's "Did I Win Yet?" Award/Quiz/Competition/Event thingy?
Friday, 1 January 2021
A new day dawned and, as I was awake and it wasn't raining, I decided to go out on Broom to see the sun rise. I hadn't taken Broom out for a spin in ages - Autumn and Winter are generally too windy, wet and cold - but as there was only the lightest of breezes and the likelihood of anyone seeing me several dozen metres up (because most people would be still in bed, or nursing hangovers from the night before) was slim, this was as good a time as any.
After some persuading, a couple of choice swear words, and a good kick, I eventually managed to get Broom airborne. Then, after only a modicum of cajoling, I enticed it back down so that I could get on!
A rather wobbly ascent to clear the trees around Hexenhäusli Device, and a stomach-churning plummet over the edge of the cliff later, I managed to get Broom steadied just over the beach huts on the promenade.
Monday, 28 December 2020
Good afternoon, and welcome to the 2020 Coven Awards! We hope you've all been to the loo and got yourself a drink and some snacks, as this does go on a bit.
Saturday, 26 December 2020
I'm just dealing with... something.
Back soon. I hope...
P.S. I hope you all managed to enjoy part, if not all, of your day yesterday, and are continuing to do so today? I shall be visiting your blogs as soon as I trap these little nylon nasties, and round up the others!
Thursday, 17 December 2020
As I said to Mistress Maddie on Monday:
Well, I got some, and here is my first effort at displaying them. This is The Mother's dresser (and the Christmas cake that she made), now complete with be-pineconed & baubled cake stands.
The pine cones have been in the house for a week or so now, and only a couple of them have opened up. I'm hoping that now they're subjected to the intense furnace-like temperatures The Father keeps the house, they'll open before the winter solstice.
Sunday, 13 December 2020
When I woke up this morning, I was delighted to discover that colour had returned to the world! Yes, for the first time in what feels like months - although, at most it's only been about three weeks - the morning murk and oppressive, cloudy gloom had buggered off somewhere else leaving the sun to light up the sky.
Scarcely able to believe my eyes - and after only a modicum of dithering - I decided to forgo my first-thing-in-the-morning coffee and pop down to the seafront to take some photos. And here they are:
Thursday, 10 December 2020
I think my old Back Passage has been on display for long enough, but as I don't have anything prepared to succeed it, I thought I'd share something overheard along with some wonky words.
Now, on to the overheard. As I walked down to the beach this morning (for a walk into Cromer), I passed a house undergoing some building work. From the open front door came a trio of male voices ranging - in order of appearance - from exasperated, to fed up, and finally cheeky:
Thursday, 3 December 2020
Madam Arcati's latest Delargo Gardens post once again had me reminiscing about the tight, jungly confines of my own Back Passage when I lived in Norwich twenty-odd years ago. So much so, in fact, that I found myself trawling through reams of old pictures on a USB stick trying to find some photos.
Well, I did find some, and rather than let all that time and effort go to waste, I thought I'd pop a selection of them up here (because I have nothing else prepared or even remotely ready in draft). I also searched through my dusty old blog crypt for ancient posts that featured the original Castle DeVice's tiny garden. Although I lived in Castle DeVice from the back half of 1998 to early 2009, I can only find photos from 2006 onwards (I think that this must have been the time I discovered digital photography)...
While you explore my back passage, why not listen to Ella Fitzgerald singing about it (she misheard "Back Passage" as "Black Magic", but she is getting on a bit...):
Note: I spent ages getting all the photos in date order, from August 2006 to December 2008. Then, as soon as I viewed them all together, I realised that they'd look better in month/season order to show the progression of growth, so that's how I've displayed them here.
Sunday, 29 November 2020
After the "success" of my last repeat post, I thought I'd give it another go with these two - yes, two! - re-runs from 2007 and 2010 respectively (these were the ones I was going to do before Beast and Tim stole the show). I think they're quite appropriate for the circumstances that we find ourselves in, as they illustrate why one should keep one's distance from others as one never knows what may happen...
I only tapped her on the shoulder to ask if she wanted a coffee and she spontaneously combusted.
She could've just said 'No, thanks'.
Silly cow always has to be centre of attention...
and: The Gunpowder Plop
I told her that smuggling gunpowder would be her undoing.
Friday, 27 November 2020
Sunday, 22nd November
Last Sunday I walked to Frogshall to collect some pine cones to make Winterval decorations and such (they're still in a box in the garage...). On the way there I admired the moss, lichen and fungus adorned trees (as seen below, and here), but on the way back, just as I reached Overstrand, I took a slight detour (only a hundred yards or so) and found a small, man-made lake (well, a big pond, really - see above).
Despite having lived here for most of my life, I had no idea it existed. I knew there was a reservoir a bit further along which I also hadn't seen before - although I have now (scroll down to Wednesday) - but this was a big surprise!
Have any of you come across anything surprising while you've been wandering about your respective neighbouthoods/necks-of-the-woods/extensive grounds?