I was just allowing the Host to think about his top twelve sexiest Star Trek characters-
He was "thinking" a little bit too enthusiastically, for my liking.
Well, yes, but Captain Pike is rather a fox!
Oh, OK, I 'll allow it.Anyway, as I was saying, the Host was doing some thinking-
All will become clear in the next post. Or possibly the one after that.
|A rather inappropriate looking glass|
I'm pretty sure Inexcuseable didn't mean it to spy on me, but rather to keep an eye on Count Podgekinson's bathtime. Or to catch her husband weeing all over the toilet bowl rim (because it sure as hells isn't me doing it - I prefer a more leisurely sit-down affair)...
Still, the fact remains that my own sister can see me in the altogether, should she so desire. Which I'm sure she doesn't, but even so...
Despite the small dimensions of Castlette DeVice's bathroom, it isn't small enough for me to reach across from my gently simmering bath and scrawl a nullifying spell* on the mirror.
In fact, the mirror may as well have been a million miles away as, when I'm in the bath, I get out for nothing and no-one until I'm done**. Which meant a rather chaste bath, and a lot of awkward manoeuvring with a towel when I did eventually get out.
* The only spell I know for counteracting Inexcuseable's Looking Glass spell involves (amongst other things) drawing over the eye with my own tears. And I don't think the Host has enough nostril hairs to pluck to make our eyes water enough to cover her rather large "masterpiece".
** With the exception of Captain Pike, a life-time supply of fondant fancies, and - possibly - Knight.