Saturday, 1 December 2018
I am moving again.
As plummeting down the cliff in one's own home is practically unheard of in witchy circles*, I am moving out of Château DeVice and into a more life-prolonging gingerbread house. It's only a few hundred yards from my current cliff-top abode and - importantly - those few hundred yards are inland. My new home is nearer the woods (and the allotment), and not likely to find itself scattered across the beach after collapsing over the cliff for at least a couple of centuries (possibly only one, if sea levels continue to rise dramatically).
Gingerbread houses are hard to come by these days as most of the originals have been devoured by thoughtless, greedy children over the centuries, or dissolved in the rain when their occupant met Death for the last time and the preservative spell wore off. Those that are left tend to be inhabited by mad old crones, or have been turned into sites of occult historical interest by the Gingerbread Board. Speaking of which, the 'Board occasionally permits a new gingerbread house to be built as long as circumstances, conditions, and quotas allow. Quite what those circumstances, conditions and quotas are is anyone's guess as the 'Board are quite inscrutable and experts in obfuscation and dead-end paper trails. As I can attest to after I applied for a new home...**
I don't know why I thought it would be a good idea? I suspect the SubCs had something to do with it and, typically, they buggered off and left me to it when I found myself before the Gingerbread Board to demonstrate my suitability to own and maintain a new gingerbread home. I'm not going to go into all the rigmarole and hoop-jumping I had to go through (and am still going through), as it was - and still is - very stressful and mind-boggling.
Saturday, 24 November 2018
The first lot, with the pink sky and Moon, are from Saturday, while the second lot with the blue sky and seagulls are from Sunday.
|A distant Cromer Pier|
|Overstrand beach huts with the Moon over Sidestrand|
Tuesday, 13 November 2018
The anomalous T-shirt came about as a result of October's Art Challenge, as set by the winner of September's challenge:
Last month many of us proved that we are well versed in the world of starship design. This month I'd like to focus on another staple of the Star Trek universe: the infamous space anomaly.
Subspace, space-time, temporal, spatial, gaseous, gravimetric, chroniton, quantum, polaron, thoron or anti-time — it's completely up to you. Make it abstract or concrete, a swirling blur of color or a blinding ray of light, drifting through the endless void of space or floating on the surface of some alien world. You can show it on its own or facing a starship.
I'm looking forward to what you can come up with!
One of the first thoughts to pop into my head was the Horrendous Space Kablooie I came up with years ago (inspired by Calvin & Hobbes). I wondered if I could update it, or amend it in some way for the challenge, but gave up after only a few attempts in FotoSketcher.
Sunday, 11 November 2018
This isn't going to be a wobbly soap opera-style flashback post (like certain others), just a series of fleeting glimpses into some goings on, and items of limited interest over the past couple of months, so we can get up-to-date before ploughing ahead with with current affairs.
First up - despite the gruesome rabbit head photo on the right there (more on that in a mo) - are a couple of Triffid-based items that we had almost forgotten about. It was only the talk of the Garden Photos Event over at The Very Mistress's that reminded me.
|Beautiful Liriope in the Extensive Gardens of Castlette DeVice at the end of September|
Friday, 9 November 2018
I am nearly ready to come back after my (nearly) two weeks off the blogs. And even after only a brief peruse I discovered no end of "goings on", not least the fact that Ms Scarlet has only gone and won those pesky Freakin' Green Elf Shorts back!
Anyway, back to me. I thought I'd have time to return yesterday, so I popped down to the beach and took these photos from the End-of-the-Line (to get back into the spirit of things), but various things thwarted my return which is why I'm only popping them up now.
|… North (sorry for the gulls, Eros - the bloody things were everywhere!)...|
|… and East|
Saturday, 27 October 2018
What with one thing and another lately, I haven't posted any beach photos for a couple of weeks. This means they're building up and approaching critical mass. Luckily, the weather is on the turn, meaning no more hot (or at least warm), sunny days, so I won't be going down on the beach with Camera as often as I did.
So, to catch up somewhat, here are a few days worth of photos, starting with dawn from the 21st (one of which made it into Dinahmow's calendar in the previous post):
Tuesday, 23 October 2018
What to get? What to get??
Never mind "what to get", how long have we got to get whatever we might be getting?
How long? I don't know? How long does it take for something to be mailed to Australia? Because however long is left, we'll have to take off the postal service time.
Well, when's it got to be in Australia for?
Of November? So we've got about a month, then.
No! October! The twenty-third of October!
Hang on... What's the date today?
I don't know? Let me look at the calendar...
Shit! It's today!
Of course it is...
Happy birthday, Dinahmow!
Yes, many happy returns! We hope you're having a fab day.
Friday, 19 October 2018
Last Saturday was National Album Day which was brought to my attention by Jon (of course). Now, almost a week on, and following Jon's Top Ten, I bring you my own top ten albums.
This was a difficult and somewhat harrowing choice to make, whittling down square plastic cases containing delightful discs of divine ditties. I flicked through my shelves of Air and Alcazar, The Divine Comedy and Dannii Minogue, Girls Aloud and Goldfrapp, Kylie and Kula Shaker, Robyn and Röyksopp, Shakespears Sister and Steps - following Jon's rules: No "Various Artists" compilations, no "Greatest Hits", no soundtracks, reminding myself that I was choosing my favourite albums, not necessarily my favourite artists.
Eventually, I settled on my final selection. But before I get to them, here are the "almosts": Moon Safari by Air, Meccano Mind by Syntax, Sun Structures by Temples, Buzz by Steps, I Say I Say I Say by Erasure, All Possible Futures by Miami Horror, Wanderlust by Sophie Ellis-Bextor, and Seventh Tree by Goldfrapp.
Now, counting down from ten to one (the order of which is subject to change depending on my whim), here are my top ten albums:
Light Years made Jon's list too, as did the video for the absolutely fabulous "Your Disco Needs You", so I've chosen a different version:
Monday, 15 October 2018
Fashion disasters come and go, but none are quite as catastrophic as being caught wearing the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts in public. Sadly, poor AlpoJones - latest winner of the vile velour - realised this too late, and tried to end it all by flinging herself under a passing car.
Unfortunately, three other fashion victims had got there before her, bringing the car to a halt before any damage could be done. In a fate worse than death, AlpoJones has been caught alive in the 'Shorts (and, quite possibly, a pair of the Very Mistress's stripy tights).
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EDIT 18 October: The updated Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Travel Map!
Friday, 12 October 2018
Last weekend, Inexcuseable and her husband dragged Count Podgekinson and I off to Pensthorpe Natural Park near Fakenham. We saw some birds and crap...
|Hawaiian geese (and Inexcuseable)|
Saturday, 6 October 2018
|A Southern Hawker dragonfly from Thursday afternoon|
(please ignore the bird poo)
Unfortunately, Thursday's jaunt past the End-of-the-Line led only to the sticky, yet slippery (but quite dramatic) clay strata of Sidestrand…
First though is a visitor to Château DeVice's bird shit festooned garden, and a couple of photos from a very rough Monday morning:
The following photos are from Thursday morning:
|Hmmm... Must remember to clean Camera's lens...|
Thursday, 4 October 2018
"My God..." he whispered. "What is that?"
"That," April breathed, "is a starship."
Perhaps it was the way he said it. With all the awe and respect a human being could utter. Staaarship.
George Kirk and Robert April from Diane Carey's Star Trek: Final Frontier
You know what we haven't had in a while? Starships.
For September's Art Challenge, I thought we could return to what every Trek fan loves doing: drawing/designing starships. These majestic interstellar beauties should be magnificent, graceful, powerful, and instil a sense of awe and wonder. I'd like you to come up with your own unique design, be it a drawing, model (physical or a collection of photons in your computer), painting etc. Or, produce an image of an existing class, or model you've already made, but shown from an unusual, but flattering angle, or set in surroundings or lighting that really show it off.
Think of the Enterprise leaving spacedock in The Motion Picture; the launch of the Enterprise-B in Generations; the first appearance of the Vulcan ship Ti'Mur in Ent: "Breaking the Ice"; or the Galaxy bearing down on the Cardassian weapon platforms in DS9: "Tears of the Prophets".
So, that was the challenge I set at the beginning of September. I didn't have a clue what I was going to do as, while I enjoy doodling and sketching starships, turning them into a finished piece of art is another thing entirely.
I chose this theme mainly because many of the TrekBBS Art Forum posters create photo-realistic starships (interiors and exteriors) by manipulating zeros and ones in mind-boggling computer programs, but don't often enter the art challenges. I think part of the reason may be that they're already working on their own CGI starships, which doesn't leave much time to work on something separate which is not always conducive to including the aforementioned starships. So, I had hoped that this might entice some of them to join in. And it worked. Kind of.
Seven people created pieces of art for this challenge, compared to only two for August's A Trek on the Wild Side theme (the entry other than mine featured a Starfleet shuttlecraft), five for July's Unseen Scenes (one entry included starships), and four for May's Starfleet Needs You! (no starships). There were seven entries for June's Isik For Your Thoughts though, but none of them included starships - it was all about the money (an isik is a unit of currency in Star Trek)!
Anyway, I started thinking about the Enterprise-B (on the left, there), and wondered if I could create something in that vein. A sleek, powerful starship, but with unusual details, perhaps? Something ornate or intricate, or in a non-traditional colour/finish?