Saturday 2 July 2016

"We know what takes up your time!"*

* said Norma (in the comments of the last full post).

Oh my gods! They know. They know!
Stop panicking. They don't know anything.
But what if they do? What if they do?!
Oh, shut up!
We'll tell them half-truths and omit certain incriminating events - They'll be none the wiser.
Shhhhhhh! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They're here!
Ah. Um. Hello?
Well, for those of you that didn't know what myself, the Host, and the SubC's get up to, this post should explain some of what we've been up to over the last couple of weeks or so.
So, pull up a chair, grab a coffee-
Yeah, you'll need something to keep you awake throughout this snooze-fest now that the interesting stuff has been edited out.
Quiet you!
Let's get on with it, shall we?