|A Houseboy in Wonderland,|
by Charles "Jammy" Dodger
Hey! How very dare you! Those are all priceless first editions!
First editions, maybe, but the only way they're priceless is because nobody in their right mind would pay anything for them! They're cheap and nasty tat that likely originated from some dire airport newsagent.
Oh, very well. They're free to a good home, so just help yourselves.
As usual, click the pics for small-print magnification.