Couple of the Month
1 day ago
Ding Dong, the witch is... Very much alive, thank you!
|It's eyes... Like gimlets!|
(Artist's impression. The actual monster may vary)
|Not me, sadly.|
|While Uncle IDV is distracted by the camera, |
Babyzilla quickly wolfs down one of the cats.
|Gerbil DeVice. Dead to the world after a long day chewing cardboard loo-roll tubes.|
|"Blasted invisible barrier! Why isn't this rodent scared of me?"|
|"Ooh, I could murder a custard cream!"|
|"Bah! No one can see|
my abs in this top."
|"Are you stalking me again, IDV?"|
|"Mmmm... I'm so buff!"|
|"Wow! You *are* buff!"|
|"Sigh... And pretty, too."|
|Just smile and look|
This nastiness will
soon be over with.
|"Shit! Here comes IDV again. Better hide."|