Wednesday 4 June 2008

a prelude


"You have thwarted me for the last time" the witch hissed through a sneer. "And for that, you shall pay."

Sparks corruscated along the witch's long outstretched arm, culminating in a fierce green nimbus of light at the tip of the taloned, but elegant, index finger.


* Kazam! *


A frog sat blinking slowly amongst a pile of faintly steaming clothes...



To be continued...

On Saturday.

19 comments:

  1. Is this the part where you kiss the frog and it turns into the handsome Prince Timothy?

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  2. Actually, it'll be T-Bird dressed in a Hulk shirt trying to smooch IDV.

    Oh, what a vicious circle of unrequitednessess.

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  3. *extends his right arm and points his index finger at the creature*

    WITCH!

    *waits for the church army to arrive*

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  4. I like the fact that the witch's taloned finger is elegant. Can't let standards slip just because one is evil.

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  5. Oo the suspense! What will become of the frog? Will it survive?

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  6. Of course it won't, Tara.

    It'll be liquidised and turned into anal lubricant.

    It's destiny, you see.

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  7. No, MJ. This is the part where a witch turns someone into a frog. Didn't you read it?!

    T-Bird: Ssshhhhhh! You're spoiling it!

    CyberPetra: * Takes of false carrot-nose *

    I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch!

    Snooze: Definitely not. One even brushes one's cuticles back!

    Tara: I haven't decided yet. But I do have a Kenwood food processor on standby.

    P&T: I hope you're going to pay me for this batch. That first lot was expensive to make.
    You northern types and your weird sexual deviancies...

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  8. Oh lord, here we go again…!

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  9. Oh sure, you say that now

    after you did the *Kazam!* bit

    poor Beaky

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  10. We'll save you, Timothy!

    Go on, Tim - Run around the room squealing 'Save me! Save me!'.

    We know you want to.

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  11. I thought you'd do a

    Run Forrest, run!

    thing Piggy. I'm a little disappointed.

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  12. Cyberpete - No, 'Save me! Save me!' is much funnier.

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  13. Must be a Yorkshire thing then

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  14. Well, I think it's a Commonwealth thing. Sort of like 'Carry On' he'd have to be screaming in a high pitched voice.

    And that folks is how to ruin a perfectly good joke by overthinking it.

    Sorry.

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  15. To you, everything is a Carry On film yeah?

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  16. Great, now there's a filthy frog among the steaming clothes. I guess it's back to the washing machine then with them...

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  17. Oh, IDV I was wondering if you have that TFGES map ready?

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  18. Does this mean you're going to hold the compo, CyberPetra?
    It's not ready yet, but I can work on it this weekend...

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Tickle my fancy, why don't you?