Wednesday, 21 May 2008
There are some things that one just does not want to see at hideously early o'clock in the morning. More especially, there are certain things that should not be seen no matter what the hour.
I'm talking about you, Spotted-Dick-In-Speedos.
I mean, just eww! If you're fat* and look like you've been mixed up with more than a handful of raisins, please do not wear Speedos. Ever. Not even as a joke, because it's just not funny.
My early morning swims just aren't what they used to be. Bring back the stubborn old lady, all is forgiven.
* I didn't want to beat around the bush and say 'overweight' or 'plump' or 'jolly' because we'd all know what was meant.