Monday, 4 February 2008

Don't get your hopes up

Well, I'm back.

I've just got time to let you know what is to come:

A witch on a bouncy castle
The undrinkable
An explanation for that octopus down there...

Oh, and hopefully not Tim after MJ's dirty talk.

I'm so disappointed...

P.S. The 'things to come' is dependant on Inexcuseable emailing me her pictures from Saturday night. I'm about to commence nagging her...


  1. Good god. This blog entirely consists of posts that just say things to the effect of "oh my, I'm too busy to write something - but here's what I shall be doing!"

    Please read that in the style of Stewie Griffin.

  2. Ha ha ha! I *did* read it in the Stewie Griffin style - even before I read that I should.

    Oooooooooh! We're so alike...

  3. Oh, boys.

    Do you both like Pina Coladas?

    And getting caught in the rain?

  4. Oh hey lady. Hey, what's going on? How are you? Yeah, oh it's just me, Tim, just being myself, ah yeah. Oh, oh well this here? Oh, it's just my package, yeah just ah, just my package, God delivered it I signed for it the world keeps on spinnin', yeah.

  5. Tim: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.

  6. Brian: So what happened?

    Stewie: Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks. Women, Brian...what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, you know? Why don't guys just do that?

    Brian: They do, it's called being gay.

    Stewie: Oh, that's what gay is? Oh yeah, I could totally get into that.

  7. The witch on the bouncy castle...

    Is it you?

    Did you have to strap your breasts down when you bounced?

    Tim: Show us your package.

  8. Oooh - make a video of the bouncy castle.

  9. Was there a trampoline at the party? Perhaps even a pinata to beat to get those treats? Did you enjoy the sensation of that scrumptious octopus on your tongue while it's juices run down your chin? ;) Mmmm Mmmm Good...

  10. I have nothing to add. It has all been said.

  11. Attention Coven members: I've posted a photo of baby IVD especially for you.

    The posting title is "Wee Baby IVD" so you'll have to scroll down past all the cock to get to it.

  12. MJ... that sounds like the perfect way to spend my afternoon *limbers up scrolling finger*

  13. At least you post about not posting IDV. I just go in and out of blog land without leaving a post for weeks...then just suddenly start doing it again.

    Oh, Dinah, so that's what being gay is...I've been doing it wrong all these years...hehehe

  14. Really, Dora, you should have at least consulted American television first.


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