Thursday, November 08, 2007

Black Bogeys





I shall be paying a visit Londinium, amongst other places.

Whilst there, I may partake of some light stalking, so keep your curtains open and your windowsill clear...


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  1. Stalking? Or stockings?

    I suggest the latter to cover up those hideous pale legs of yours.

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  2. 20 Denier, or something with a bit more substance?

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  3. Preferably tights.

    We don't want to see your bits flopping out.

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  4. Ewww...and I bet he's got a wet gusset.

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  5. MJ: Don't worry, they're all strapped in!

    * prods Connie with Broom *

    Gerroutof'ere!

    MJ: Lend us your TenaLady bucket-on-a-trolley, then.

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  6. I'd say he could put them over his head and rob a bank, but I figure he wears them over his head anyway, the pervert.

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  7. Shit! You've caught sight of me outside your house, haven't you?

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  8. If I see you poking your nose through my window I'll blow the fucker off.

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  9. You stalk when it's light?

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  10. You're the one stalking.

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  11. Will there be a parade announcing your arrival? or would it interfere with the stalking?

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  12. I'm so glad that other people are aware of the black bogey phenomenon!

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  13. Black bogey phenomenon. I've only ever experienced it once and never again.
    Takes a couple of days to get rid of them buggers lol

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  14. I bet your off to that Dr. Who convention with Tom Baker and Peter Davidson appearing.

    Could you pop down to Coldharbour Lane and pick us up a eight of Skunk while your there.

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  15. I didn't think there were any windows or curtains on Hampstead Heath?

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  16. Uh Hampstead Heath!

    what a lovely place

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  17. Just dropping in to proudly announce: I stalked IDV! Mwahahaha!

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  18. OMG! The Stalker has become the Stalkee!

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