I shall be paying a visit Londinium, amongst other places.
Whilst there, I may partake of some light stalking, so keep your curtains open and your windowsill clear...
Stalking? Or stockings?I suggest the latter to cover up those hideous pale legs of yours.
20 Denier, or something with a bit more substance?
Preferably tights.We don't want to see your bits flopping out.
Ew, IDV as Nora Batty*voms*
Ewww...and I bet he's got a wet gusset.
MJ: Don't worry, they're all strapped in!* prods Connie with Broom *Gerroutof'ere!MJ: Lend us your TenaLady bucket-on-a-trolley, then.
I'd say he could put them over his head and rob a bank, but I figure he wears them over his head anyway, the pervert.
Shit! You've caught sight of me outside your house, haven't you?
If I see you poking your nose through my window I'll blow the fucker off.
You stalk when it's light?
You're the one stalking.
Will there be a parade announcing your arrival? or would it interfere with the stalking?
I'm so glad that other people are aware of the black bogey phenomenon!
Black bogey phenomenon. I've only ever experienced it once and never again. Takes a couple of days to get rid of them buggers lol
I bet your off to that Dr. Who convention with Tom Baker and Peter Davidson appearing.Could you pop down to Coldharbour Lane and pick us up a eight of Skunk while your there.
I didn't think there were any windows or curtains on Hampstead Heath?
Uh Hampstead Heath!what a lovely place
Just dropping in to proudly announce: I stalked IDV! Mwahahaha!
OMG! The Stalker has become the Stalkee!
Tickle my fancy, why don't you?
Stalking? Or stockings?
ReplyDeleteI suggest the latter to cover up those hideous pale legs of yours.
20 Denier, or something with a bit more substance?
ReplyDeletePreferably tights.
ReplyDeleteWe don't want to see your bits flopping out.
Ew, IDV as Nora Batty
ReplyDelete*voms*
Ewww...and I bet he's got a wet gusset.
ReplyDeleteMJ: Don't worry, they're all strapped in!
ReplyDelete* prods Connie with Broom *
Gerroutof'ere!
MJ: Lend us your TenaLady bucket-on-a-trolley, then.
I'd say he could put them over his head and rob a bank, but I figure he wears them over his head anyway, the pervert.
ReplyDeleteShit! You've caught sight of me outside your house, haven't you?
ReplyDeleteIf I see you poking your nose through my window I'll blow the fucker off.
ReplyDeleteYou stalk when it's light?
ReplyDeleteYou're the one stalking.
ReplyDeleteWill there be a parade announcing your arrival? or would it interfere with the stalking?
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that other people are aware of the black bogey phenomenon!
ReplyDeleteBlack bogey phenomenon. I've only ever experienced it once and never again.
ReplyDeleteTakes a couple of days to get rid of them buggers lol
I bet your off to that Dr. Who convention with Tom Baker and Peter Davidson appearing.
ReplyDeleteCould you pop down to Coldharbour Lane and pick us up a eight of Skunk while your there.
I didn't think there were any windows or curtains on Hampstead Heath?
ReplyDeleteUh Hampstead Heath!
ReplyDeletewhat a lovely place
Just dropping in to proudly announce: I stalked IDV! Mwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteOMG! The Stalker has become the Stalkee!
ReplyDelete