The Shorts are of no use to a dead man.
I can't believe I'm current frontrunner for the shorts!* cheers up somewhat *
The thought of you mincing about in my Shorts makes me ill.Glad you've taken notice that both Maidy and Steve have left dynamite comments today which could possibly overtake and blow you away.I suppose you're used to being blown though, aren't you?
awww. Try Ben & Jerry they help me in situations like this.
Cyberpete: He's tried Ben and Jerry. And Tom and Dick and Harry.
You just want to go back to the supermarket and perve over Jamie Bamber again, don't you?
MJ: The thought of sashaying around in your shorts makes me ill, too!And as for the 'blown through' comment - I'm sure I don't know what you mean.Cyberpete: Don't listen to MJ, she's just annoyed that I swiped Dick from her!Tim: * sniffle * Yes. Yes, I do.
I don't wish you were dead.Only in great pain.
I am - everytime I venture to yours and am confronted by your hideous visage!
M and J have surprised me. I thought they were going to say they wished you were dead too.