Monday, December 03, 2007

Greed is for life, not just Christmas


Inspired by Tim - the smug git - I've started my Christmas shopping.

In fact, I'm almost halfway through. And I just know these gifts will be very gratefully received:


Kylie X,


some Carry On films on DVD,


Girls Aloud*,


T-Shirts from Zara,


recipe books,


Transformers on DVD,


a digital camera...


What?


... a Connor Trinneer clone...


What?!


'Tis the season for selfish, greedy consumerism, after all. And isn't there a little** Ferengi in all of us?






* Not actually them - Their new album, Tangled Up. After all, who wants this in their kitchen on Christmas Day?

** No pun intended.


12 comments:

  1. The difference here being that I BOUGHT PRESENTS FOR OTHER PEOPLE, NOT MYSELF!

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  2. that's a v nice photo of Kylie ...

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  3. Yay for greediness!

    What a ferenguy!!!

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  4. Oh god, I am so not prepared for Christmas. Congrats for getting a good start on it.

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  5. So, those would be presents for the straight male friends, then ...?

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  6. I'm really gonna have to get moving on this task soon. I'd like to post that I have at least half of my shopping done.

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  7. Tim: But at least I'm going to get what I want!

    Gleds: 's'OK I s'pose.

    SID: You pun is delicious. GIVE ME MORE!

    Snooze: Actually, despite Tim's shouting, I have done some selfless shopping for others, too.

    You should start yours now, before panic-buying sets in. It's very expensive.

    Qenny: Disturbingly, no.

    Tara: Post it, then. Who's going to know?!

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  8. "But at least I'm going to get what I want!"

    That's what you think. Two words: Autumn. Reeser.

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  9. Gah! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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  10. A bugger at Christmas would be nice, though Spike.

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  11. Ask Santa to slip one in yer stocking.

    Hur hur.

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