You know how when you see someone you fancy in a crowded bar, and your friends say "Go and speak to them" and you say "But I don't know what to say" and they practically force you to, saying "But you'll know once you get their attention", well, that's bollocks! Don't listen to them. They know shit all. All that comes out of your mouth is utter crap - Well, all that came out of my mouth was utter crap, anyway.
I'm thankful, actually. Up close, he was a right mess!