It appears Cinderella works at, or at least visited, my place of employment today. What makes me certain of this? Why, this tannoy announcement:
“If there is a female member of staff working here who has lost an item of footwear, please come and collect it at reception”
I kept an eye out for Cyberpete, but as I didn't see him*, I can only assume that the footwear in question wasn't a Manolo...
* Or hear a screech of delight!