Monday 1 October 2007

Will tomorrow never come?


Freedom shall soon be mine!

I have managed to subdue The 'Shorts and strap them down. They're now secured and on ice awaiting transport by Royal Mail tomorrow morning. At least for the first leg of their journey, then they'll be in the hands of whichever unfortunate agency across the pond deals with toxic waste delivery.

I keep finding myself grinning and rubbing my hands together.

Ah, poor Eroswings. I hope you know what you've let yourself in for? In fact, does Texas know what unholy abomination is about to be inflicted upon it?

Hurry up tomorrow. England will soon be a green and pleasant land once more.
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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous01 October, 2007 22:39

    It hasn't been green and pleasant since the industrial revolution!

    Yay! First!

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  2. Tim01 October, 2007 23:07

    You've only just gotten them packed up and ready to go?!

    Good grief. Me-thinks someone is going to be doing his utmost to win them back sooner rather than later…

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  3. S.I.D.01 October, 2007 23:27

    The nicest day of the whole Shorts experience.

    My what big words for Piggy.

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  4. Snooze02 October, 2007 00:48

    I felt safer when they were on your side of the Atlantic.

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  5. eroswings02 October, 2007 05:44

    I feel like Janet when Dr. Frank-N-Furter sings:

    So come up to the lab
    And see what's on the slab
    I see you shiver with antici...pation
    But maybe the rain
    Isn't really to blame
    So I'll remove the cause
    But not the symptom

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  6. The Mistress02 October, 2007 06:49

    You'll have to re-do the map, you realize?

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice02 October, 2007 07:39

    P&T: OK, grey and unpleasant. Pedant.

    Tim: Getting rid of The 'Shorts is akin to pulling off a plaster. I prefer to do it slowly and gently, to lessen the pain.

    * sobs quietly *

    * with joy *

    SID: I can't believe this day has finally come.

    Piggy must have read a dictionary while passing one of his 'monsters' on the bog.

    Snooze: Mwah hah hah hah ha!

    Lock your doors and shut your windows. Now!

    Eros: I expect to see you resplendant in a smock and rubber gloves, attended by two diabolical incestuous servants.

    MJ: Oh, yeah... * sighhhhh *

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  8. Devine Dora02 October, 2007 08:18

    Be gone evil shorts...and never return, lest a gate fall on IDV again!

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  9. Frobisher02 October, 2007 11:30

    I'm still sulking about not even getting finals

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  10. Inexplicable DeVice02 October, 2007 12:22

    Dora: I just hope they have a very poor homing instinct. Or, if they do, they home in on SID. After all, he must have left the biggest impression!

    Frobi: Give it a go at Eroswings'. If you win, you can take them to Spain and introduce them to Juanton.

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