I hate it when a life gets in the way.Beat it! Beat it with a stick!
Awww.I really hate it when life gets in the way. It's cumbersome, irritating, sometimes pointless and without worth or cause. We pity you.Just kidding. We don't pity you.
Life ... can't live ...Actually, this isn't going to work, is it?
Can't you use your broomstick to sweep it under the carpet?
Choose life, dammit!On second thoughts, what would we all do if you did??
What's a life?
Come on... You're thirty, flirty with time on your hands.Go clubbing!
He needs a good clubbing!
Uh oh...this could be bad...