Monday, March 05, 2007

Crazy

He went out for the paper.

I went insane.

By the time he got back, I'd wallpapered the house with teabags.

Which was strange as we only drink coffee...

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  1. You know, visiting this blog is a bit like stepping into another dimension........or an aromatherupy clinic.

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  2. Then did you teabag HIM?

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  3. Is teabagging a Rude Thing? If so, please enlighten me!

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  4. T-bird: Teabagging is only rude if you don't enjoy bollocks in your mouth or bollocks slapping against your forehead.

    I won't elaborate as this is a family-friendly blog.

    And I'm off to make a nice cuppa.

    wv: ovryz

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  5. WENT insane?

    Ond how spooky is this...

    The word veri: klix

    Surely the worst variety of instant coffee ever. One of those Klix machines almost ate my hand once - as I reached to grab the cup, the fucking thing whirred and tried to steal the coffee back again. My wee finger got stuck in the rotating thingy.

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  6. And any fool and his mother knew that by 'Ond' I meant 'And'.

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  7. *laughs at what's left of Piggys wee finger*

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  8. Piggy's wee trotter, you mean.

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  9. Thanks MJ! So that's what tea-bagging is, eh? I honestly didn't have a clue.

    I would have thought it had more to do with dangling said bollocks into hot water and infusing it with their flavour.

    Where did that name come from? Tea-baggin = sucking on bollocks... is it something to do with the technique then?

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  10. T-bird: I'm gonna try that bollocks tea idea of yours!

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  11. Where did your new broom go?

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  12. I took it down, MJ. It wasn't quite finished but I'd posted it out of desperation. Then I realised I shouldn't've done it, so I've saved it for another day.

    I mean: It flew off!

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