Jesus H Cake, IDV! Did you make that? Oh, and happy birthday Fuckkit!
That's a lot of red stuff on that cake! Happy birthday Fuckkit!
T-Bird: Unfortunately not. Although it looks pretty simple so I might give it a go at the weekend.Tim: As I said to the cake this morning, "You've got red on you".
Fuck it, I'll wish her a happy one too.
That looks delicious and disgusting at the same time. Mmm, cake.
Is that one of MJ's Feminine Hygiene Products?Hmmmm?
looks like a strawberry sundaehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strawberry+sundae
SID: Shut it or I'll shoot you with my tampon cannon.
There is such a thing as a tampon cannon?I can't think of anything more fun.
Mmmmmm. Yummy. [the cake, not the tampon cannon]
I thought Fuckkit had emigrated? in which case her birthday cake would be a upside-down pineapple cake.
* ducks as a tampon screams by overhead at 200mph *MJ! Will you put that thing away - you nearly had my eye out!Everyone else - Remove those projectile tampons from your personage and give them to Skillz to mop up that strawberry sundae (eww, by the way).
Nice cake - happy birthday fukkit - nice name!
I find that cake disturbing.*aiming cake cannon at Perth*
Another birthday for the wannabe antipodean?Christ! Her tit's must surely have sagged all the way down to her belly button by now?Yeah, yeah. I know. I'm late.
I thought it was a bleeding heart ripped out and still pumping.*must wear glasses when visiting IDV's*
That cake looks tiny.
Surely it's someone else's birthday by now.
You can't have many birthdays left by now, eh MJ?