What a good offer!
Yeah, but Christ! £400?!* goes for a lie down *
Are they magical brooms and dirty hoes?
But 20% seems okay. It's okay, IDV. Just keep fanning yourself.
T-Bird: Would they be anything else?* smutty, dirty, FILTHY cackle *Dinah: * fannage *Well, I suppose really it'd only be £350...?* more fannage *
I think if they are indeed dirty hos that the services may be worth the price.
If Piggy is still attached to the broom handle, do I get a further 10 per cent off?
Looks unmissable! If I send you 50 quid would you invest it wisely for me in a tasty young selection...
Will an I.O.U be acceptable?If so, I'll have the £50 discount in cash.
Great offer! I spent £10 on friday for an hour with a hookah, although that joke isn't as good written as it is spoken...
An anagram of "Dar Karts Brooms and Hoes" is "Bastards Handsomer or OK?I say. OK.
400 quid for a broom? Tell them they're dreaming.
Tickle my fancy, why don't you?