Monday, February 12, 2007

WAAAAAAAAAHHH - CHOOOOOOOO!


Oh my Christ! What in Hell was that?

* CRASH BONK BINK * "What's going on up there?" "zzzppt mip pstsmp" "What're you doing here? You know what I sai... Good grief!!" "meep sptts beek" "What? Do you mean Beaky?" "zszspthbthipt mep" "Why, that selfish excuse for a feather duster!" * CLUNK * "When?" "I see... OK." "zasp mip thpibt" "No! Certainly not! I don't care how 'pleased to see you' it is. It's only smoke, nothing more. Now, hop it!" * Zzzzzzzzap *

Ick! The gargoyle sneezed and pebble dashed the neighbours car. To make matters worse, Grandma DeVise was back on the roof. I think it's the chimney stack - she says it reminds her of Grandad DeVise...

* shudder *

Anyway, judging by her ramblings, I think Beaky was up there too. It appears he tickled the gargoyle under its nose with his tail feathers. I bet the little bastard was hoping to get Car covered. Fortunately, the gargoyle's sneeze wasn't powerful enough to reach Car.

Poor neighbour, though. That stuff is like cement - if it's not hosed off straight away, he'll never get it off.

10 comments:

  1. I'm like the queen, I never sneeze.

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  2. That Beaky... He's no end of trouble, clearly!

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  3. I'm just glad to read that Car was safe.

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  4. On the subject of Beaky, do you own a BB gun?

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  5. Or fart, I'll bet I_B? Unlike Poo-air Piggy!

    Tim: He's in for no end of trouble, that's for sure.

    Snooze: Me too. I didn't want to be washing Car at 11 o'clock at night.

    Jingoistic: Not yet...

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  6. Now if only Car could magically change colour.

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  7. Tee hee! Poo air!

    Bloody Beakie! Get the pie tin out.

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  8. P&T: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH PROTEO (not Period) RED!

    T-Bird: I'm rolling out the pastry right now!

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  9. What little adventure will Grandma DeVice get into next? Nothing to do with getting into the chimney I hope.....

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