Oh my Christ! What in Hell was that?
* CRASH BONK BINK * "What's going on up there?" "zzzppt mip pstsmp" "What're you doing here? You know what I sai... Good grief!!" "meep sptts beek" "What? Do you mean Beaky?" "zszspthbthipt mep" "Why, that selfish excuse for a feather duster!" * CLUNK * "When?" "I see... OK." "zasp mip thpibt" "No! Certainly not! I don't care how 'pleased to see you' it is. It's only smoke, nothing more. Now, hop it!" * Zzzzzzzzap *
Ick! The gargoyle sneezed and pebble dashed the neighbours car. To make matters worse, Grandma DeVise was back on the roof. I think it's the chimney stack - she says it reminds her of Grandad DeVise...
* shudder *
Anyway, judging by her ramblings, I think Beaky was up there too. It appears he tickled the gargoyle under its nose with his tail feathers. I bet the little bastard was hoping to get Car covered. Fortunately, the gargoyle's sneeze wasn't powerful enough to reach Car.
Poor neighbour, though. That stuff is like cement - if it's not hosed off straight away, he'll never get it off.
I'm like the queen, I never sneeze.
ReplyDelete*parp*
ReplyDeleteThat Beaky... He's no end of trouble, clearly!
ReplyDeleteI'm just glad to read that Car was safe.
ReplyDeleteOn the subject of Beaky, do you own a BB gun?
ReplyDeleteOr fart, I'll bet I_B? Unlike Poo-air Piggy!
ReplyDeleteTim: He's in for no end of trouble, that's for sure.
Snooze: Me too. I didn't want to be washing Car at 11 o'clock at night.
Jingoistic: Not yet...
Now if only Car could magically change colour.
ReplyDeleteTee hee! Poo air!
ReplyDeleteBloody Beakie! Get the pie tin out.
P&T: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH PROTEO (not Period) RED!
ReplyDeleteT-Bird: I'm rolling out the pastry right now!
What little adventure will Grandma DeVice get into next? Nothing to do with getting into the chimney I hope.....
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