Wednesday 22 March 2006

Lies! It's all a filthy contemptible lie!

My profile lies.

I'm twentyeleven!

Grrrrr... 31, indeed.

I haven't quite worked out how it should look in numerical form. Obviously not 2011 - I'm not that old. Although, 2011 is closer to IDV's actual age...

20'11 maybe? But that looks like I'm describing my height. I may be a freak but not that much of one.

20-11? Hmmm... As long as no one does maths this should work.

25 comments:

  1. The only other way I can think of is 20:11, but I'm sure someone with a maths GCSE will point out the flaws in that.
    :)
    But lets face it, actually using the numerical form is for the lazy among us- and those who weren't mentally scarred for life after absolute years of being yelled at by my terrifying maths teacher.

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  2. 20'11 sounds like a convience store or a terrorist outrage. Happy Birthday, etc. etc. - as a special present I have added you to my blogroll.

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  3. Post a pic. of yourself and let the readers (eg: Me) judge wether you look your age.

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  4. Imogen I'm with you. Certainly don't need any more mental scarring.

    Frobi Thank you! And a picture of my good self will only be posted when I get found out. A couple of my friends have realised that this is me but they were drunk and I haven't reminded them. My anonymity is sure to come crashing down soon...

    Shifty Yes. Why didn't I think of that? And thanks for the bowing and scraping - you may now desist : )

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  5. Happy XXXI!

    I note with a feelings of rage and dread that the comment verification thingy says 'smenita', which it said on my own blog all fucking seven times I fucking tried to post a fucking comment.

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  6. Oh get clever-arsed Convict! I was just abut to say the same thing and he beat me to it.

    And yes, we agree with Frobi Face that we should see a pic. It's been really boring this week. I could do with a laugh.

    In return, I'll post a pic of Frobi up at our place (suitably photoshopped, of course) - remember that one you sent us Frobi? The one you thought we'd forgotten about?

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  7. Convict I like it!

    Spike Thank you. "Smenita" sounds like some kind of vile discharge...

    P&T I haven't yet been found out, but when I am, you can rest assured that a pic of some sort will find its way here.

    Hey! I got "smenita" too. What in Christmas is going on with WV?

    Right! This is the 5th time shitting "smenita" isn't working...

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  8. I gave up.

    I copied my responses then went to Blogger Dashboard thingy and removed WV.

    I vanquished it!

    Yay me!

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  9. Hark at her!

    31 eh? I remember 31... just.

    20/11 is the other alternative of course and this can then be further transformed into things like XX/XI , which is the same as XXXI, funnily enough.

    Oh fuck it.

    Happy birthday.

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  10. Ta! I'm just at yours, reading the last two posts. Will be commenting imminently...

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  11. That's because she's RUDE!

    Never catch us uttering such profanities...

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  12. I'm shocked, I thought she was so nice.

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  13. Happy Birthday! Oh, bloggers abit primitive like that, it doesn't understand that it's twenty-eleven - otherwise illustrated as '22'. Stupid thing, ignore it.

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  14. Happy B-day.

    Am I missing why 20+11 wouldn't work?

    And did you turn WV off?

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  15. Thank you.

    Because people would add them together?

    Yes. Because of shitting "smenita". It appears it's a blog wide problem. At least four others have had WV "smenita" issues. Grrr...

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  16. Yay! You said "Oil of Ulay". ULAY. The proper name.

    Olay makes it sound all foreign...

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  17. 'smentia'= The male equivolent of pms.

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  18. Happy Birthday sweetie pie!!

    Don't try to stay in your 20's. The 30's are better!!

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  19. happy twenty-eleventh birthday!!!

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  20. Whats the weather like that side of 30?

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  21. Bloody heck - listen to Shifty! 'Tina and I use Spampoison'. She's only been using it for 24 hours!

    Talk about lording it over everyone!

    Bloody latecomers, always acting as if it's always been the way.

    :)

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  22. 'spampoisen'? Must try that on the poodles.

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