Saturday, January 15, 2011

While the cat's away...


I was only away for a few days, but it seems SP's greedy eyes latched on to new prey within hours of my departure.

Remember Gathiir (scroll down to Thursday)? Well, it turns out that he's friends with our neighbour's son, Matt (not his real name, I'm protecting his privacy - and he's not this neighbour's son, he's from the other side and far too young), and also his friends Tarquast (an incubus), Jastreed, Thomjir (both of centaur stock*) and Gary (human, I believe). Now, SP's always had a 'thing' for Matt, but seeing him, Gathiir and their friends has mutated the 'thing' into a raging monster!


Every time male voices are heard from next door's front garden, or a car full of nubile young flesh pulls up, SP is at the window faster than Hilda Ogden at her nets after finding out Mavis Riley had not one but two men on the go at once!

I don't know if Matt and Gary know that Gathiir, Tarquast, Jastreed and Thomjir are not exactly normal. I mean, I know they know that we're not - Well, they know SP & I turned to the Pink Side long, long ago, but I don't think they suspect the witch and incubus bits. Although, Matt appears to have some latent ability, so maybe he's an emerging warlock? My crystal balls often pulsate when he's around, so, maybe?
I think the only reasons that SP hasn't initiated anything are that a) he knows Tarquast and the they don't exactly see eye to eye, b) he's too lazy, and c) the age difference. We are - well, our physical bodies are - nearly twice these young mens ages. I'd like to say SP wouldn't do anything with them anyway due to his love and respect for me, but his loins rule his heart (he is an incubus himself, after all). Luckily, his laziness/lethargy rule all!


I know I should mind, but all his voyeuring gives me time to stalk Tim blog.



* See here. The third & fourth paragraphs down.

17 comments:

  1. Say, are there any succubi around? I'm asking for "a friend."

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  2. I am lost and feel like I have walked into a movie half way through. Please carry on whilst I much the pink shrimps.
    Sx

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  3. ...excuse me whilst I tick the box...
    Sx

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  4. *munch* Good grief... apologies... I promise that I'm going now.
    Sx

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  5. I'm confused. And not in the way you'd like me to be.

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  6. xl: I don't know any personally, but SP knows a couple from his demon days. I'll see if he can put you in touch with them

    Um. For your friend, of course.

    The Miss Scarlets: Cut! CUT!

    Who let her on to a closed set? And she's dropping shrimp tails everywhere!

    Tim: Drat!

    Must try harder next time...

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  7. Perverts!....
    Um... do you have a spare room overlooking the pool area perchance? I may just pop over for a... perve...I mean visit..

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  8. i'm lost, sugar! not sure what to think! i mean, i am a woman of a certain age....
    xoxoxox

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  9. Excuse me while I join Princess with a bottle of Moët and a pair of binoculars.

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  10. and here i am back...taking my glass and standing next to princess and pete to, uh, yes, have some champagne...and enjoy the scenery, sugar! xoxoxo

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  11. Oh Hai Savvy,

    I wondered if you'd be back to admire the view... Just distract Petey for me while i borrow his binocculars... I just wanted to check that the boy in Blue has his budgie smugglers on properly...

    There is almost a rainbow next door...

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  12. *elbows Cyberpete and Princess out the way*

    You did say there would be hottie.

    It's one of the glorious things about being 'of a certain age', one can perv without having to do anything about it. One can just enjoy.

    *unpacks Moet, more glasses and canapes from picnic hamper*

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  13. i do love the way we can just put a party together so easily, m'loverlies! you are a delight, roses! xoxooxx

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  14. We've got good food, good drinks, good friends and a great view.

    *pops on Kylies newest album*

    This is fabulous! let's dance!

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  15. the more the merrier, I say. Just you make sure that you get to go along on any of SP's play dates.

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  16. Check your email, you silly twit.

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