Tuesday, August 19, 2008

AWOL: Beaky


Not that I'm concerned for his safety or anything, but I haven't seen Beaky in over a week. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Mrs Beaky, their horrible offspring or Beaky's clone, either.

I put some sultanas out for hi- *ahem* the other birds, but Beaky usually frightens them off and eats the sultanas himself, however, the sultanas are still laying around where I sprinkled them.

* sigh *

I suppose I'd better put up the old poster from the last time he went missing...


21 comments:

  1. Beaky is offended by your fashion sense.

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  2. That's the best Missing sign I've ever seen.

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  3. I think it was those orange t-shirts that did the trick MJ

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  4. The Beakys have gone to Beijing to root for the Brits...How else do you explain Britain's incredible medal count at the games?

    I'm sure they'll be back and bring you a souvenir...like the Bird Flu or a Speedos one piece old lady swimsuit that's all the rage with those Olympic swimmers. You can take either one to your swimming excursions.

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  5. Maybe Beaky is on vacation somewhere and is currently making an exceptionally long list of new ways to torture you. Fear not, he'll be back. That was nice of you to put the sultanas out for Bea...er the other birds.

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  6. Beaky's run off with some tart who leave chocolate sultanas out for him.

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  7. He is lulling you into a false sense of security and then when you least expect it...

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  8. Ungrateful feathered bastard , sultanas not good enough for him now . You've been dumped :-(

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  9. Aaaaaw, you're missing Becky!

    Bless you!!

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  10. First Beaky , then IVD goes missing.
    Have they been abducted by Piggy or MJ , its all very peculiar

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  11. Diddums, where are you?

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  12. Its a conspiracy Miss MJ , I fear Piggy's Arse is behind it all

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  13. I think IDV killed Beaky and now he's on the run from the police.

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  14. or
    Beaky has killed IVD

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  15. Or that, Beastie.

    Very good point. Beaky could have snapped him in two.

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  16. I think I found Beaky in a suspect crispy fried duck from Hang chow, my local Chinese eaterie.

    Come to think of it, the aftertaste had a hint of imperialism, but that could have been me...

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  17. Oh dear if it were a book it'd be Finding Waldo all over again.

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  18. Maybe he went looking for Beaky. Hmm...Beaky goes missing, and then IDV goes missing while looking for him. Scary.

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  19. that sounds like a scary children's book. Maybe Edward Gorey or someone could illustrate it.

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