Hooray! I will not be known as The Blogger Who Lost The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts! They are now safely in the hands of their new owner, ErosWings. Go and read the sordid account of his escapades with them so far. The perv.
I've updated the map, too. The 'Shorts were delivered to Corpus Christi, but are now in Galveston. Quite what the reincarnation of Megatron wants with them, I don't know?!