Actually, the title for this post reminds me of a joke, which, rather sadly, has kept me amused today.
Four people all wanted to watch a different programme on telly.
One wanted to watch the athletics on BBC1.
The second wanted to see the wrestling on ITV.
The third wanted to see the Cambridge/Oxford boat race on Channel 4, and the fourth wanted to watch Songs Of Praise on BBC2.
They fought and squabbled for the remote, only managing to watch a couple of seconds of each programme before the channel was changed.
This is what they ended up with:
And they're off-
They're rolling about on the floor-
In, out. In, out-
And the baby was born!
Anyway. The 'Shorts have left the Fine City of Norwich, and hopefully the county, too. I can only hope, as should all residents of the UK, that by tomorrow morning, they'll be winging their way across the Atlantic to Texas.
Godspeed, you vile polyester monstrosities!