"Sent off?" Good grief - it's like the dark ages!
If I don't get them back quick enough, it really will be like the Dark Ages. I have a pot of plague here reserved for Jessops in case of any nitwittery on their part!
Eh? What? Two fucking weeks? It'd be quicker than that in fucking Beirut!I can't believe someone else already posted the Emo ting.Dang and drat!
And what stalling technique will you employ once the film has been processed and received?Better start thinking about that.
I think the next stalling technique is how's he going to get them on his computer. Tape them to the screen?
That emo thing is pretty funny...Bring on the short film...and the short pants
*keels over laffing at Tim's comment*
You know how easily printer/scanners fuck up. He'll have those coveted shorts all year. Probably only wants them to sniff whilst he's 'stroking Mr Snake'.
Tickers, everyone wants a chance to sniff The Shorts that I've been in.
P&T: 'emo ting(sic)'? Dang and 'drat'? What happened to a good old 'cunt'?Oh there it is... * notices MJ's turned up *Tim: You'll see. I'll amaze you all with my technological trickery. Either that or those HTML demons won;t know what hit 'em!Dora: "Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts!" or however it goes.MJ: I suppose it was quite funny. He's such a wag!Tickers: I suppose it could've been worse. Could've been Mr Worm... And I can't wait for those 'Shorts to leave my house!MJ again: The operative words being "been in". I always suspected you had poor sphincter control.
What did you call me?!
Here is a short Public Service Announcement.GET THE SHORTS ON!
Tim: Ummm... A wag?Ohhhh... Wives and girlfriends! Heh heh. SID: They've been on once for those damnable photos. They're not going on again, unless- horror of horrors - the photos aren't suitable.
Meanwhile...While you (and we) await the arrival of the shorts pics (don't worry - we'll colour the pics in for you *evil laughter*)... Why don't you FUCKING POST SOMETHING YOU LAZY CUNT!*composes self once more*
I can't wait for your artistic black and white elf shorts awesomathon!They'd better be short shorts...
P&T: And you last posted when? You slovenly, slothful snatch!T-Bird: It'll be the classiest FGES post EVAH!!