Yay! First!

As I've posted something on the first of every month for the last few months (OK, except February and March), this month should be no different. Except that I've nothing of any significance to report. Prepare to be thrilled!

I had a lovely swim this morning. The pool was quite empty, enabling me to do a length and a half underwater without anyone getting in my way because they couldn't see me. An added bonus was the absence of that trailing mermaid.

Work was amazingly stress free. I managed to get away with doing shit all before going out with the other two members of my Work Coven for drinkypoos at lunchtime. This afternoon, I cleared my In, Pending and Out trays then buggered off early (3:30!) having exhausted myself with a full five hours & 35 minutes in that ghastly place.

I jumped into Car when I got home and we sped off to Sainsbury's where I managed to spend over one hundred shitting pounds! I blame the wine and washing powder. To make matters worse, Jamie Bamber wasn't there. And I'd worn my most arse-flattering jeans, long-sleeved powder-blue T-shirt and favourite ruby slippers red trainers, too. Bugger.

Never mind. The weather here is simply delightful! The sun's out. There's a slight breeze and the temperature is a not-too-hot 19 degrees. It's the best weather we've had for a couple of weeks. It's absolutely tiddled it down for the last week or so - At least I haven't had to water the garden. Once back from Sainsbury's (I should really get them to sponsor me as I mention them so often!), I pottered about in the garden for a bit before opening a bottle of wine and putting a pizza in Apocalypse Oven - Which, to it's credit, cooked it perfectly, for a change.

As I sit here regaling you with my eventful day, I'm listening to Johnny Mathis' A Certain Smile, the final few bars of which remind me of the Dungeons & Dragons theme. Ooh, Glen Campbell's Wichita Lineman is on now! At least it's calming me down as I think about the phone call from my sister, Inexcuseable, yesterday. She's getting married in a couple of weeks time, and is going out with her baying, screaming coven tomorrow night. She asked if I'd go out with them. Eeeeeek! I said yes before remembering to turn Autopolite off. Quite why I had it switched on while talking to her, I don't know.


Ummm... That's about it.


May your weekend be Famine, Pestilence, War and Death free. Not to mention Vermin, Petulance, Warts and Deaf free, too.



Ta ra!