Yay! I'm fooookin' first!Try a bit of 'Cillit Bang' it works wonders on Piggy' undies!
Oooo...I wouldn't mind someone banging my cillit.
You cheeky cunt!It still takes fucking ages, even with Cillit Bang, to scrub those clingers off your arse though.
Fuck it. The Canuck cunt got here before me.
I always cum first.Get to the back of the queue, Piggy. Is that wot you're calling yourself these days?You're not worthy to sniff The Shorts.
It's all a front. You can't wait to have a fertive sniff. You perverted cunt.
Question: Who likes short shorts?
They might crack if you try to walk!
Or indeed expose your crack.
skillz: I do - esp. on my Lovely Husband™ who has very beautiful legs.
soak it for ages...most of the crust floats away... oh! it might get stuck in the plug hole.. Blogpower wards going on right now... if you want to vote for me use the link on the side of my blog..I am in cats 1 and 14...I am being crushed by the forces of reaction right now, so a vote for me would be a - oh a blow for the little guy?
Semtex wouldn't clear what MJ's done in them.
SID: I'm sending you a pair of my used knickers as a consolation prize for being runner-up.
IDV I demand a picture of you wearing the said pants...or short shorts...or whatever the hell you are calling them.Elf pants was it?
Oh dear, nothing will ever rid the freakin green elf short of smell and crust.May the powers of every cleaning agent out there be with you
Just 'popping out'.Where the fuck have you popped out to? Saturn?
Try flushing them down the loo and buying a new pair..
Not quite Saturn, P&T. I went the other way...Mutley, I'd have to buy a new loo, too!
I think I read somewhere that Coca Cola gets stains out of clothes. I could be wrong. I know I heard that it can clean out a washing machine, and it can clean a toilet.
Tickle my fancy, why don't you?