It's cold out here.
My hands are so numb that I can barely steer...
Shit! What the Hell's that!?!
Oh Jinkies! I think I'm caught in Europa's gravity well.
I'm gonna crash!
Ooh, those ice sheets look pretty hard...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I'm going down...
Just be gentle.
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious you spend a lot of time going down by those canker sores around your mouth.
ReplyDeleteDirty slapper.
I hope you had your helmet ready.
ReplyDeleteNo, not pretty hard. Just pretty.
ReplyDeleteLook.
Pretty.
jinkies? you been watching Scooby-Doo again?
ReplyDeletecongrats on winning the famous shorts IDV :-)
Europa's gravity well??
ReplyDeleteLeprously ravage wit
or
Wearily vulgar poets.
You decide.
Goodness. And all I did was take the streetcar home today
ReplyDelete"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I'm going down..."
ReplyDeleteFilthy bastard!
Filthy slapper, more like.
ReplyDeletePissoff: I'll try. It can be somewhat difficult with fangs...
ReplyDeleteMJ: Canker sores? Oops! It was a cornflake - I didn't wipe my mouth properly after breakfast.
m'Lady: Oh, it's always ready!
Qenny: Now you come to mention it... Pretty can still hurt, though.
KG: Why, thank you. And yes, Velma Dinkley has a lot to answer for.
SID: Ooh, the first one. Lepers always make me laugh!
Snooze: After seeing some of the 'people' that use those things, I think I'm happier where I am...
Tim: You love it!
P&T: Cunt!
wow, I've been away for a few weeks and now travelling through space...
ReplyDeleteI've also got a new blog btw. It's:
http://logic-gate.blogspot.com/
I think you will find it is mostly slush Mr Inexplicable... if you find a key ring with a Pharaoh on it do not found ideas about space traveling Egyptians it is mine...
ReplyDeleteEuropa is soooo overrated ........ the skiing is shite, the nightclubs are bollocks and the general atmosphere just sucks!
ReplyDeletewhile your down there . . .
ReplyDeleteYes, while your down there, get out that big lens and take a dick pic.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Piggy and tazzy
ReplyDeletePersonally I haven't experienced it being cold when going down there.
Odd
Has he come up for air yet?
ReplyDeleteFrobi', eveyone knows IDV can breath through a hole in the top of his head.
ReplyDeleteWhat has a primate to do, to be upgraded from a flying monkey to a monkey of doom?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to join the Coven of Hags.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm just not ugly enough.
If I can be arsed, I'll have a reshuffle at the weekend - My technomancy skills could do with the exercise.
ReplyDeleteI would do it now but I'm a bit... Oh, what's the word? Meh.
That's strange.. saw your EYE only and thought to myself "I bet he is a fellow Brit" and by to be sure I was correct! Norfolk! I used to live out there. With the windmills! By Norwich. And the Rhone Poulenc drugs factory ... ho-hum ... I'm here totally at random BTW, having jumped via friends of your friends following a comment left at mine ... I'm at gledwood2.blogspot, you're welcome to drop by any time... see you there later hopefully ... all the very best to you ... from
ReplyDeleteGledwood
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