Eww, gods! It's like Invasion of the Body Scratchers. Never have I been so assaulted with man-made fibres.
I'm keeping a safe distance - polyester is a bugger for creating sparks, and you know how flammable we witches are...
Anyway, I'll do a proper post with pictures very soon. I just had to let you all know The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts have arrived once more on British soil.
* Think Carol Anne from Poltergeist