Friday, June 22, 2007

They're here*

Eww, gods! It's like Invasion of the Body Scratchers. Never have I been so assaulted with man-made fibres.
I'm keeping a safe distance - polyester is a bugger for creating sparks, and you know how flammable we witches are...

Anyway, I'll do a proper post with pictures very soon. I just had to let you all know The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts have arrived once more on British soil.

* Think Carol Anne from Poltergeist


  1. "you know how flammable we witches are.."

    *throws matches at IVF*

    *followed by a can of petrol*

    Oh what the hell

    *chucks a couple of molotov cocktails then sits quietly by with a fork and some marshmallows whilst yelling 'Yay! First!*

  2. * simmers gently plotting revenge *

  3. Well done lad. You've done us proud.

    Britain once again hosts the Green Elf Shorts.

    *salutes Union Jack whilst becomming a little moist around the eyes*

  4. Eyes aren't the only body part that wink, you know. I hope yours isn't moist, too, Tickers?

  5. Well done, man, well done. Absolutely brilliant!

  6. Oh goody!

    Humiliation time once again.

    Get them on man!

  7. As much as I'd love* to get them on for you all, I must wait for MJ to get back off her hols before posting the caption competition. She'd absolutely kill me if I didn't!

    * Oooog... accckk... Those damn dry heaves!

  8. Tee-hee-hee!! Spontaneous Elf short combustion - I can pictrue the headlines now!

  9. Flammable? I thought witches melted when you chucked water at them?

  10. MJ's already won the shorts - why worry about her? You considerate cunt.

  11. I want to see someone modelling those shorts.

    I want to see it very badly!

  12. By the way...someone = IDV

    Just in case I needed to be more explicit...

  13. Nah, it's werewolves what dissolve when you chuck water at them. Or do they just get wet and shake themselves vigorously near your best sofa?

  14. I know, Tim. I daren't buy a paper in case I see a picture of my legs gently smoldering in a pile of green ash...

    SID: Are you trying to get me into trouble?

    Skillz: Flammable, dissolvable, explosive... You name it, we witches are it.

    Which is probably why one doesn't see many about these days?

    Pissoff: Well, if I'm going to be a cunt, I thought I might as well try not to be selfish, too.

    T-Bird: Oh, you'll see me. I just don't know which bits and when, yet.

    Spike: Aren't werewolves a bugger for doing that?! I simply won't have them in my house now.

  15. Don't do it IDV! Don't allow the shorts to touch your body!

  16. You don't know how much I don't want them to. Eww... the very thought is repellant!

  17. Yes, SID IS trying to get you into trouble.

    Thank you for your consideration.

    At least someone around here has some manners.