Somehow, I have become the new 'handler' of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts. Ick! I think MJ, the previous handler/fondler picked me on purpose. She knows that my delicate sensibilities would be averse to The Shorts very presence. Why, even the thought of them being in the same country gives me the dry heaves! Of course, she could also have picked me as the winner because pretty much all my captions were made at her expense...
Nevertheless, once The Shorts are within my rubber-gloved grasp, I shall endeavour to - and I'm really holding back the chunks here - model them for those Bloggers itching (and you will be, once you've got them on, I've no doubt) to feel their polyester perfection caressing their skin.
Now. A special mention must go to SID, for it was at his Blog that inspiration struck and enabled me to come up with the winning caption. I must also thank MJ profusely, albeit grudgingly, for the pictures, and, more importantly, the Definitive History Of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts. I'm so glad she took the time and effort to research and publish the history, because there's absolutely no way I'd ever be bothered to!
More on The Shorts when I receive them.