Thursday, 2 February 2006

Familiarity breeds contempt


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My familiar
May answer to the name BEAKY depending on what mood he's in.
He looks like a stuck up blackbird with a streak
of white feathers over his left eye.
He doesn't like fingers, children, clean cars, greasy hair,
raisins and that high pitched squeal that babies make.
I don't want him back, so if you see him, tell him to bugger off.
He's a selfish, snobby imperialist.
Good riddance!
Ha!

5 comments:

  1. I do adore you. You're nuttier than a squirrel caserole.

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  2. Why, thank you Mr. Binding.

    We'll have to trade recipes. Do you prefer free range red or the slightly fattier grey?

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  3. Anonymous2/2/06 19:50

    Ah, you shouldn't caserole the red, dear DeVice, there should be eaten as the french eat escargots... I believe the grey is nice once it's been marinated....

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  4. >Do you prefer free range red or the slightly fattier grey?<
    I think the real question here is, how rare do you like your squirrel?

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  5. Anonymous5/2/06 13:17

    I'm tempted to say 'kill it and put it in a pie', but I won't.

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Tickle my fancy, why don't you?