Saturday, 18 February 2006

False start

I did just post another quiz thing but it mucked up the layout of my Blog so I deleted it. I still haven't got the hang of all this HTML rubbish yet, although I have learned how to do links in comments.

For anyone who's curious, it was a "Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in" quiz that I found at Bronwen's (on my first visit I may add). I'd do best with the crew of Moya, which suits me as I could serve under John Crichton (Ben Browder).

I only posted it because I couldn't be buggered with posting something of my own. Now I've got to think of something. Or remember something that may or may not have happened to me.

I'll do it later. Right now I've got to clear up another mound of gargoyle crap. And I'm sure that bloody bird's been hanging around the compost heap.



  1. "You scored as Moya (Farscape).

    You are surrounded by muppets. But that is okay because they are your friends and have shown many times that they can be trusted. Now if only you could stop being bothered about wormholes."

    Erm, isn't Moya a girl? Other than that, I suppose it was pretty accurate.

    I often feel like I'm living in an extended episode of the Muppet Show (which I always hated).

    Oh and Yay! I'm first!

  2. You hated the Muppet Show?

    Shame on you! There's nothing funnier than Miss Piggy Hiiiya-ing Kermit across the stage.

  3. Miss Piggy losing her head would have been funnier.

    Or Kermit the eunuch with anal warts.

  4. Kermit *is* a eunuch. I certainly never saw anything. And he always had his front to the camera - must've been hiding those warts.

    Why he never wore pants is a mystery.

  5. I've been assigned to a sci fi crew I've never heard of. look like a bunch of cunts. Guess I'll fit right in.

    When I worked in a bar back in the '70's. We had a customer we called 'Miss Piggy'
    She was a hooker. God knows how she made a living! Intimidation I expect.

    DeVice is showing off with his links in text. I'd better brush up on my IT skills.

  6. It only took me five months to learn how.

    Actually, it took 2 minutes. I just kept putting off trying to find out how to do it for five months.

    Well, what godforsaken crew did you end up in?

  7. I don't know, can't remember. I've got 'angover.

    It might have been the name of a Greek letter or something. I think it bagan with 'A'.

  8. Can't handle your drink eh, Steelworker?


  9. I think it's about time I used a softer drink, rum and rohypnol has a hell of a kick to it.

  10. Andromeda? Not that I watch that crap, obviously.

    How about drinking absinthe and arselube - it slips down a treat!

  11. Ewwww! That's fucking disgusting!

    You durty, durty wench.

  12. Blimey. I feel honoured to have disgusted the likes of you!

  13. Yeah, that's them. Dunno anything about them.

    Why do I read the comments on your blog? You and Piggy always insert horrible images in my mind.

    I thought I was the only one on the planet that used words like 'blimey' and 'crikey'.

  14. Because you love it!

    I also use words like "gosh" and "Heavens". I think they grab more attention than "fuck" and "queynte" (still can't bring myself to say it - working on it though).

  15. I was going to comment but you guys are so busy disgusting each other I'll just back quietly out of the room. Carry on :-)


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