I peer through the honeysuckle and bracken at a gruesome sight...
Killer Foxgloves have felled a tree and are devouring it messily!
They rush past as I hide in the undergrowth...
I find a path to escape but they found it first.
Yaaargh! They ambush me as I sneak round a bend!
I spin around to flee but more of them lurch out of the bracken and cut off my escape!
Aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I warned everyone about looking at that Aurora Borealis - now you're all blind and in their clutches - Aaaaaarrrrrgggghh! Jx
ReplyDeleteI knew I shouldn't have read that John Wyndham on Friday night!
DeleteYIKES! who knew such lovely plants could be so aggressive! xoxo
ReplyDeleteAnd if they don't eat you they'll just induce cardiac arrest!
DeleteI didn't think the terrifying triffid show was till October?
ReplyDeleteQuick Quick... run this way Mr Device!!!!!! You'll be safe under my bed sheets!!!
Oh, thank goodness you found me, Maddie!
DeleteHang on... What's this? A triffid under your bed sheets!
Now don't you worry. It secretes but doesn't bite.
DeleteExactement, Mr Devine!!!! They are taking over the country and will be forming a government in No 10 on the 5th July!!! Better than a lettuce, I suppose.
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Despite nearly eating me, I'd vote for them!
DeleteCarry gladiolas.
ReplyDeleteJust like Dame Edna!
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