Friday 22 October 2021

Wet Shags with Old Groynes

 Oh, there's so much to do and yet so little time!
 Where has the year gone?  And why do I have the feeling that something important is coming up?
Well, why don't you look at the calendar, you dolt?!
Rude!
 But what a splendid idea:



 Ah, just in time!  Allowing for time zones and other time travel-related nonsense, while still the 22nd here, it is the 23rd in Queensland so: Happy birthday, Dinahmow!
 And in a couple of days time, it will be Mistress Maddie's turn on the birthday merry-go-round!

oOo

As a little bonus, here are some photos from Friday that didn't make the cut:

"Oh, Christ.  It's that silly witch with their camera again.  Let's go!"

"Squaaaaawwwk!!"

"What?"

Only enough room for one more at the End-of-the-Line

"And that's what I think to that!"

oOo

  Finally, for those of you who still haven't sent me your photos for this year's Garden Photos Event (and Terrifying Triffidery exhibit), you still have a week to get your acts together and email them in.  See this post for details.

☙❧

22 comments:

  1. I need that calendar...

    Birthday greetings in advance for Dinahmow and Pam Demic!

    When's that other old slapper The Very Mistress's birthday, or have I missed that one?

    Jx

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    1. As far as I'm aware, The Very Mistress has not disclosed her birthday. I have to wonder if it's because the calendar and the concept of dates had not yet been invented when she arrived in this world?

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    2. I've got it written down in my address book as pridie Kalendas Aprilis.

      I've sent you a few pics.

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    3. I had to look up "pridie Kalendas Aprilis", but it rings a bell - perhaps TVM did mention it once? Or gave a vague clue?

      Garden photos safely received - thank you!

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    4. Cheeky bastards. All of you.

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  2. Lovely photos, as always. Isn't nature the best. Thanks for sharing. Have a lovely weekend.

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    1. Thank you, Upton. Nature does put on a good show. Well, mostly. That last cormorant bucks the trend for sure...

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  3. Oh, nice calendar! Shits an all! Even if it didn't make the cut. I will be sending some pictures next week before the Thursday deadline! Nice to see so many others around here are also end of the year babies.

    I can't wait to see all the flower pictures come together! Thank you for being the host! Now promptly head over to ProximaBlue and tell me you like the Star Trek meme. :) I'm sorry, there's no naughty porpoises.

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    1. Ooh! A Star Trek meme?

      * spies Riker and Picard on the sideboard *

      I'll be right there!

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    2. testing ://Mod Podge (see my comment on Hounds post 10/24)

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    3. You have me flummoxed, Melanie. Is this some bizarre, new-fangled witchcraft?

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  4. Yes happy birthday to Dinah Mow and Mistress Maddie!
    I have just worked out how old I am in human years and am writing to the Guinness Book of Records.

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  5. Many happiest birthday greetings to Dinah and Madam Mads!!!!
    I WANT THAT CALENDAR!!!!! Who do I have to wrestle to get it?
    Sx

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    1. Wrestling? Well, not me - you can have it! The only wrestling I'm interested in is that trifle-wrestling Take That took part in for their "Do What You Like" video!

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  6. Well, thank you, all, for the happies.I celebrated by swimming unders-and-overs against the Kreepy Krawly.

    And while I'm here...Mr King, I probably owe you an apology. I have been reading your monica as "up-tonking" which I took to mean you hang out at the smarter end of town. Do you?

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    1. I can't help imagine something like this (scroll down to "Bed Bugs & Broomsticks") when you mention your Kreepy Krawly...

      I must admit that for the longest time I also read dear Upton's Blog name as "up-tonking" (and it's still hard not to). What is "tonking"? And do I want to know?

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    2. Every time I read 'Up-tonking' my brain would sing a couple of lines from Uptown funk!
      Apologies! Crikey, Mr Tonking has his own theme tune!
      Sx

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    3. Gasp! Maybe was should all have our own theme tunes?
      This feels like it could be a post for A Write Panic...

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  7. Oh dear! That monster would not fit in our pool! Kreepy Krauly is a pool cleaner Mr Google has pretty pics.
    https://www.bestpoolsupplies.com.au/product/62/Zodiac-Baracuda-T3-Pool-Cleaner

    And, on the up-tonking thing...I thought perhaps it was some sort of fraternity code-word for things girls don't know about.

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    1. Crikey! That looks like some sort of torture device. Please tell me you take it out before swimming?

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