Wednesday 25 September 2019

Are You My Knight in Shining Armour or a Twat in Tinfoil?



What do you say?  Shall we?


8 comments:

  1. Lol let's not, I'm still sore from last time. Actually there's some greaseproof paper in the cupboard, would that make me get disqualified?

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    1. Possibly not. I believe there has been mention previously of a rubber duck in a baking parchment sou'wester?

      Although, greaseproof paper is common (unlike baking parchment), so perhaps a disqualification is in order after all...

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  2. Darling - I just don't DO tinfoil. Lamé, sequins, diamanté - hell, even lurex at a push! - but kitchen accessories as body adornment? It'd be like living in a Fanny Cradock nightmare... Jx

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    1. Well, I'm not asking you to smear yourself in margerine and loll about on gas mark 4 for half an hour...
      However, the fact that you'd rather wear lurex than tin foil has convinced me that this isn't for you.

      Yet.

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  3. Well I don't have a twat, so should I wrap my cock in tinfoil?

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    1. I'm sorry Maddie, Hound's already been there and done that. Although, I'm sure you could give him a run for his money!

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  4. Just thee and me then!
    I will be back soonish. I'm just trying to sort that bloody shop out - note the tone of frustration.
    Sx

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    1. I did notice a tone or two. One more and you'd have enough for a chord! Have you finished gilding the alphabet, now? And did you do another 'D' to replace the one I nabbed (which is framed, btw - I just haven't put it up on the wall yet).

      I haven't decided when (if?) to hold another TFH compo yet. I'm just gauging the interest levels at the mo.

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