Now. Where did I put that Peril? I'm sure it was here yesterday?
Whatever are you looking for Peril for? Why do you need it?
Just apologise, for hells sakes!
Well, you can't find that Peril, so what choice do you have?
You've hidden it, haven't you?!
* guilty silence *
I knew it!
'Petra, I'd just like to point out, that the post in question was not at all slanderous (with the possible exception of the 'gay period' bit). It was the Comments that may have had a slanderous edge, and I can't be held responsible for what other people may write. But, just in case there is some legal precedent, I apologise on behalf of the said commenters for whatever psychological trauma you may have incurred.
Now, let's all have a nice
Pass the Fondant Fancies, would you? There's a dear.