I am losing sympathy for Tim now , he is shamelessly leading poor IVD on with visions of hot loofer action in a steamy shower room. Shocking behaviour!
'Petra: Oh, you do like to create a scene! I was only pointing out that slugs prefer a moist - or damp - environment so they don't dry out. I've watched enough David Attenborough shows to know that.
Tim: I'm on to you (not literally, more's the pity)! BEAST has shown me the error of your (shameless, as he quite rightly points out) ways. None of this is my fault! I cannot be held responsible for your "shocking behaviour".
Spike: Yay! You're back!
I think it's CSI Los Angeles, but it could be pretty much any other US city... I don't watch it, I just like looking at the trailers!
Is that what is meant by the term "man candy?"
ReplyDeleteThat look of puzzled bewilderment is oddly fitting for this … image.
ReplyDeleteOnly an expression of utter horror would be more appropriate.
Why, yes, xl. Yes, it is!
ReplyDeleteTim: Utter horror? You mean a bit like the expression on 'Petra's OFFICIAL SPARKY TIM CUT OUT 'N KEEP ACTIONLESS FIGURE!?
STOP LICKING ME!
ReplyDelete* tuts *
ReplyDeleteOh, OK! Stop being such a moaning-mini. I'm off to have a shave, anyway.
Well, maybe one more?
ReplyDelete* sluuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrp *
What a delicious indulgence Mr De Vice... oh and I'm not talking about the shaving...
ReplyDeleteIs it Halloween all ready? You've combined both the Trick and the Treat.
ReplyDeleteBe sure to clear up all the evidence. CSI does very thorough, in depth, probing investigations!
Oh dear gawd.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that slug doing on tiny Tims hip?
ReplyDeleteI feel so very violated.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry Tim , I feel somehow responsible
ReplyDeletePrincess: It was delicious!
ReplyDeleteEros: Probing, you say? I just hope it's the CSI with Chris O'Donnell in it, then!
MJ: You sound just like Piggy.
'Petra: Heading for moister parts?
Tim: And yet you keep coming back for more. Besides, you can't blame me - It's all BEAST's fault.
Isn't it, BEAST?
Piggy has rubbed off on me.
ReplyDeleteEuwww. That sounds filthy.
vw: zotor
Wasn't there a Zotor in Star Trek?
Update your Tazzy and Piggy blog to this URL...
ReplyDeletehttp://tazzyandpiggy.com/
I know, I know. They've changed the URL again.
So tiresome.
MJ: Ewww! You've touched Piggy! Now you'll get pork scratchings!
ReplyDeleteI don't think there was a Zotor in Star Trek, but there was a Zoltar in Battle of the Planets. And one in Big, too.
Oh, and I've just updated their URL. Again.
* yawns *
Oh my lord! You didn't say that!
ReplyDeleteRUDE! I'm sure Tim is mortified enough as it is. You dirty dirty old man.
(I don't blame you though)
Sorry for the late reply, but I was CRYING IN THE SHOWER.
ReplyDeleteA warning Tim: Don't make your areas moist
ReplyDelete*lurk*
ReplyDeleteP.S. There's a CSI with Chris O'Donnell? May have to watch.
I am losing sympathy for Tim now , he is shamelessly leading poor IVD on with visions of hot loofer action in a steamy shower room. Shocking behaviour!
ReplyDelete'Petra: Oh, you do like to create a scene! I was only pointing out that slugs prefer a moist - or damp - environment so they don't dry out. I've watched enough David Attenborough shows to know that.
ReplyDeleteTim: I'm on to you (not literally, more's the pity)! BEAST has shown me the error of your (shameless, as he quite rightly points out) ways. None of this is my fault! I cannot be held responsible for your "shocking behaviour".
Spike: Yay! You're back!
I think it's CSI Los Angeles, but it could be pretty much any other US city... I don't watch it, I just like looking at the trailers!