Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Wake me up


I was having a look back at my posts from this time last year to find some inspiration. For you see, lately, I just haven't been arsed to post anything. As is evident.
It's not as if I haven't been doing things that merit posting about, it's just that I can't make those things as witty and engaging as, say Tim's posts, for example. Or as resourceful and entertaining as Dinah's, or as revealing and emotional as T-Bird's.

Or as downright filthy as MJ's.

Anyway, I looked back at October 2007's posts and discovered that I didn't post anything of any worth then, either. It seems October is not a month for productive blogging. At least not from myselves.

So, I'm not even going to try. Hopefully, inspiration will strike soon because Hallowe'en is rapidly approaching and I simply must post something of worth for that most revered of days. Until then, you'll have to put up with what ever I manage to churn out. Like this old tosh, for instance.

Unless you have any suggestions for me?


25 comments:

  1. I was quite entertained by the pics of your abode.

    I encourage you to take pics of your household appliances and various knick knacks and post those.

    One object per day 'til Hallowe'en, perhaps.

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  2. And some pics of you trying to do simple tasks such as opening a jar of pickles but your freakishly bendable digits make you all thumbs and hilarity ensues.

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  3. No more pics of your tongue.

    Let's make that perfectly clear.

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  4. You could remake a fairytale or something with all of us in it. That would be entertaining.

    Or what MJ said, but I like my suggestion better.

    It's OK to post photos of your tongue as long as it's clean.

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  5. CyberPoof: Those IVD fairytales take a tremendous amount of creative energy and it sounds like IVD needs a bit of a breather at the moment.

    So probably better that he just snap a pic of the inside of his fridge and post it with minimal text rather than feel compelled to come up with something complex.

    As much as I love his fairytales, it's my feeling that he should save up his creative juices for another time.

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  6. You are so resonable MJ. When did that happen?

    It could be fun to see what he has in his fridge. And the icebox for that matter.

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  7. I'm suffering from a lack of inspiration too. And I've run out of things to put in the oven…

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  8. Well, I get uninspired and busy, too. But if you're looking for a Halloween themed month of posts, how about a post each for all your fave candies? maybe throw in some ones you don't like and why.

    Or, you could just tell us about the plants you've inside, their names, and what kind of care they require. Also, why you picked that plant and how long you've had it.

    Perhaps updates on what has happened to the critters in the yard and which ones are staying for winter.

    Also, your future plans for the London 2012 Olympics and what events, if any, are you looking forward to?

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  9. Model your y-fronts.

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  10. Again, what MJ said.

    I think it would be interesting to have a look...

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  11. Bake a cake, without the blue things.
    Get your post and eat it, or something.

    Or massive triple choc chip cookies.

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  12. Bake a cake and slam yer face in it.

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  13. Did somebody say CAKE?

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  14. I'm OK with the cake baking but no cake farting. Please.

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  15. Lord I have had to plumb the depths of posting about the dogs gastric incident......can it get any worse :-(

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  16. Are you longing for the green shorts again?

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  17. I'll send those to him in a heartbeat Snooze. No questions asked.

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  18. Well, since no one else has said anything about your post title:

    *Puts on tiny white shorts, snaps fingers and shakes side to side*

    Wake me up before you go go,
    Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
    Wake me up before you go go,
    I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high
    Wake me up before you go go,
    'Cause I'm not planning on going solo.
    Wake me up before you go go,
    Take me dancing tonite.
    I wanna hit that high...

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  19. I liked the pics of your abode too, but they gave me an inferiority complex because I live in a dump and they made me feel guilty so I actually did a bit of tidying up.

    Anyway, don't worry about not posting. We all have our off days/weeks/months. There are no rules or deadlines, after all.

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  20. Go out, get wasted, end up chained to a fridge in a council flat in Brixton - this should end your writers block!

    works for me

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  21. I think it's time that we made Eroswings an honourary gay.

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  22. So thats why Frobisher hasn't been posting of late.
    I see Eros as more of a Metrosexual like our sainted David Beckam

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  23. Beastie, Becks is a screaming queen. Just look at who he's married to. No straight man would do that, unless of course he was out to prove something to the world. Wait a minute....

    As for Frobi and his suggestion, it's not a bad idea. Bring back photos so we can comment on the chav.

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  24. No man would do Posh at all. Seriously. Sticking it in her would be like popping a novelty Spice Girl condom on.

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  25. Just kee on doing what you do. I also like your stories from over the cusp.

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