I'm not back.
The fact is, I never left.
Well, I did, but I left me here in the Demon Box while I was... Am... Elsewhere.
Let me clarify: Witchface, The Host and Witchface's SubC have buggered off somewhere/when, leaving me, The Host's SubC, here, with only the vile and confusing HTML demons for company. I've managed to fend them off for now, enabling me to post this.
There's only so much I can do whilst I'm in here, so I'm bored. Oh, I've managed to infiltrate Facebook and have a few games of WordTwist and Scramble, but it's hard going. On the outside, I have fingers to press the keys, giving commands to the demons who have to obey them. But, in here, with no fingers, I'm at a disadvantage.
Gotta go. It looks like the HTML demons are regrouping.