Miss T and Qenny: It is me, the Host! IDV's in there somewhere... As for the hair (this one's for you too, Dora): Thank you. It's a bit 'Farrah' at the back and sides at the moment, though.
Tickers and Mutley: I agree - you are both pissed. However, so was the camera operator. And me, at the time, which goes somewhere to explaining the oil-slick skin.
Frobi: I was hungry! I had the hard, long 'item' in my hands at the time, too.
M'Lady: Every time the hard, long thing gets pulled.
Although, it's not often I can be found holding a pool cue - Sorry to disappoint you all!
Ooh, I'm liking 'interwebular' m'Lady. As for 'stud', the man-action situation is more than a bit dry at the moment (and has been for a long while), it's more like 'dust'!
Mutley, or should I call you Mr thedog? Condoms, plural? How long will we be in this dark alley?
Snooze: Perhaps I was drinking cherry brandy? Hmmmm... No. I wasn't. Gin & tonics all night. The lip colour is mine, all mine! Ha!
Miss T: Your Hag status has been ratchetted up a notch or too. I hope your balance is good - you'll need it up there on the pinnacle of the Hag Pillar.
Well, I'm teetering up here, but it's a good vantage point to perve on potentional gentleman-callers for us both. I'm using my broom and monkey whip to balance myself on tippy toes.
I've noticed that your picture looks vaguely like a guy in one of my classes. Is it just a coincidence of mistaken good looks, or are you transporting yourself here three times a week to study women's writing of the restoration and 18th century?
Oooo-er!!! Is it IDV? In the words of Homer: "you've got real pretty hair".
ReplyDeleteI will refrain from smashing a satellite dish. Keep tweaking those ganglionic thingies you witches seem to like so much!
Oh, and I think I am FIRST!
my eyes can't focus - either im pissed or your blog has gone blurry!!
ReplyDeleteIt could be me mutleythedog, I'm pissed and blurry.
ReplyDeleteThose pleading eyes and hungry mouth - Ive seen enough
ReplyDeleteWho he?
ReplyDeleteWow. Does that happen every time?
ReplyDelete...let there be light.
ReplyDeleteThere you are you cheeky little monkey!
You do have pretty hair.
Miss T and Qenny: It is me, the Host! IDV's in there somewhere... As for the hair (this one's for you too, Dora): Thank you. It's a bit 'Farrah' at the back and sides at the moment, though.
ReplyDeleteTickers and Mutley: I agree - you are both pissed. However, so was the camera operator. And me, at the time, which goes somewhere to explaining the oil-slick skin.
Frobi: I was hungry! I had the hard, long 'item' in my hands at the time, too.
M'Lady: Every time the hard, long thing gets pulled.
Although, it's not often I can be found holding a pool cue - Sorry to disappoint you all!
It's always a good sign when your eyes roll back into your head.
ReplyDeleteMJ, I've seen that look many a time.
ReplyDeleteOr am I thinking of eyes rolling around in sockets.
IDV REVEALED!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I'm thinking "mmm" because of the poutine that I'm eating or because of you.
ReplyDeleteI think it's because of you.
It's just a problem retrieving them from the depths of my head, MJ and Tickers.
ReplyDeleteEeeeeek! My clothes! Oh... * phew * They're still there. You've been saved a gruesome sight, Tim.
It's a great honour to be confused with poutine, Dinah. Unless it's the sort with cottage cheese on it...
Hey there ;)
ReplyDeleteIDV is clearly some sort of interwebularstud. How thrilling ;)
ReplyDeleteHiya Cyberpete * waves *
ReplyDeleteOoh, I'm liking 'interwebular' m'Lady. As for 'stud', the man-action situation is more than a bit dry at the moment (and has been for a long while), it's more like 'dust'!
Hi Mr. Inexplicable - I feel like I am following you further and further into a dark alley QUESTON: Should I bring condoms?
ReplyDeleteI am so jealous of the lovely rich colour of your lips. I imagine that's without benefit of lipstick. Bitch.
ReplyDeleteEr, I mean, lucky you.
IDV you are such a cutie!
ReplyDeleteAnd I have a feeling I am not the only one thinking this!!
Lads, how CUTE is he?
If porsche man doesn't like you, then clearly he is a fuckwit.
Mutley, or should I call you Mr thedog? Condoms, plural? How long will we be in this dark alley?
ReplyDeleteSnooze: Perhaps I was drinking cherry brandy? Hmmmm... No. I wasn't. Gin & tonics all night. The lip colour is mine, all mine! Ha!
Miss T: Your Hag status has been ratchetted up a notch or too. I hope your balance is good - you'll need it up there on the pinnacle of the Hag Pillar.
Well, I'm teetering up here, but it's a good vantage point to perve on potentional gentleman-callers for us both. I'm using my broom and monkey whip to balance myself on tippy toes.
ReplyDeleteLong as like - I am a real old dog - better make it two packs!
ReplyDeleteThe Porsche guy is a bloody moron Miss T.
ReplyDeleteI've noticed that your picture looks vaguely like a guy in one of my classes. Is it just a coincidence of mistaken good looks, or are you transporting yourself here three times a week to study women's writing of the restoration and 18th century?
ReplyDeleteLady T said If porsche man doesn't like you, then clearly he is a fuckwit.
ReplyDeleteThis is true.