Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Whumph! Zsshzzzhhhssshzzs - whoosh...

Minced and pre-cooked vampire, anyone?

Well, that silly bitch Charis should've opened her eyes. I mean, jet engines are big enough to see from quite a distance...

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  1. yipeeee im 1st
    yuk think i will pass on that .....have u got a nice steak haa haa

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  2. Can you get food poisoning from re-heating vampires? Are they like chicken in that respect?

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  3. Served with an ironic dash of tomato sauce. Yum.

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  4. I think Tina may just have a great recipe that uses vampire mince. As long as it's fresh! Nothing worse than off meat.

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  5. Are you sure it's minced and not finely diced?

    And with the recent weather related nonsense, can't the cloud covering be blamed? Sounds like a slightly nicer way of putting it, in memorial sevice terms.

    Hang on.. how do vampire memorial services work?

    Love T x (posting while Imogen does the whole away thing!)

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  6. Now you've gone and made me hungry, and I can't get there soon enough to keep from expiring.

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  7. Can you mix it with garlic? Birds Eye Vamp-Burgers!

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  8. ewww, Vampire guts everywhere.

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  9. *dragging my chair to Quenny's table*

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