Saturday, April 08, 2006

Hark at them

Because I can't be arsed to write anything meaningful, I give you a list of witches of some repute. The top six are currently in my good books and the rest (in no particular order) need to do some grovelling...

Agatha Harkness

Margo Ledbetter

Bree Van De Kamp

Evil Edna

Tallulah 'T-Bag' Bag

Esmerelda 'Granny' Weatherwax

And the rest:

Gytha 'Nanny' Ogg
Magrat Garlick
Agnes (Perdita X Dream) Nitt
Mavis Cruet
Alexandra Medford
Sukie Ridgemont
Jane Spofford

Wanda 'The Scarlet Witch' Maximoff
Agnes Nutter
Anathema Device (no relation)
Cassie Hughes
The Wicked Witch of the West
The Wicked Witch of the East
Glenda the Good Witch
Witch Hazel
Jadis the White Witch

13 comments:

  1. Inexplicable Device,

    Who are these diabolic poppinjays ? I have never heard of any of them...

    Kind Regards

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  2. Apologies, dear Corpse.

    I have added some links now...

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  3. What about Samantha and her mother from Bewitched?

    In fact what about that crap girl group Bewitched themselves?

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  4. And who would win a fight between my two favourite witches Granny Weatherwax and Agnes Nutter?

    Granny because she's older and quicker or Agnes because she could squash Granny while she was trying to start her broom?

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  5. Hi IdV, aren't there any other male witches? Do you get special status?

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  6. In answer to your enquiry - I've never been diagnosed as clinically insane but I do have my suspicions. Congratulations on the first poo. I was almost moved to tears.

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  7. Frobi: I didn't include Samantha and Endora because they've disappeared. I think the trauma of that diabolical remake of Bewitched is what made them leave...

    Spike: If Agnes Nutter wasn't such a mad old bint (and dead - but that never really stopped a witch of any standing) I really wouldn't like to say. But she is, so I'd go with Granny.

    KG: There are one or two about but mostly they turn to Warlocking. Men generally aren't subtle enough for witchcraft.
    And yes of course I have special status. There's n'one quite like me!

    Andrew: As was I!

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  8. Bree Van De Kamp is hot!

    *slides slowly off chair*

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  9. How about the wool witch? (hur), or the sand witch? (double hur)

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  10. I'm a fan of the wicked witch of the west myself....I like to be her every year for halloweenm:)

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  11. Fuckkit: She is quite stunning, isn't she!

    M'Lady: 'hur, hur hur!' Would that make me the Nor witch?

    Brianne: Just make sure there aren't any pesky kids with buckets of water around!

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  12. What about the Halliwell sisters/cousins/aunts and of course we can't forget the ultimate witch of them all Willow

    *would slide of his chair a la fuckkit but finds self stuck to said chair*

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  13. Convict, may I recommend keeping a can of solvent and a box of tissues next to you when discussing hot witches as it will help prevent embarrassing stickage.

    Also, I may need a mop, please.

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