Saturday 8 April 2006

Hark at them

Because I can't be arsed to write anything meaningful, I give you a list of witches of some repute. The top six are currently in my good books and the rest (in no particular order) need to do some grovelling...

Agatha Harkness

Margo Ledbetter

Bree Van De Kamp

Evil Edna

Tallulah 'T-Bag' Bag

Esmerelda 'Granny' Weatherwax

And the rest:

Gytha 'Nanny' Ogg
Magrat Garlick
Agnes (Perdita X Dream) Nitt
Mavis Cruet
Alexandra Medford
Sukie Ridgemont
Jane Spofford
Wanda 'The Scarlet Witch' Maximoff
Agnes Nutter
Anathema Device (no relation)
Cassie Hughes
The Wicked Witch of the West
The Wicked Witch of the East
Glenda the Good Witch
Witch Hazel
Jadis the White Witch
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12 comments:

  1. the cloned corpse of marcus tal08 April, 2006 14:20

    Inexplicable Device,

    Who are these diabolic poppinjays ? I have never heard of any of them...

    Kind Regards

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  2. Inexplicable DeVice08 April, 2006 14:35

    Apologies, dear Corpse.

    I have added some links now...

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  3. Frobisher08 April, 2006 19:52

    What about Samantha and her mother from Bewitched?

    In fact what about that crap girl group Bewitched themselves?

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  4. Spike09 April, 2006 04:17

    And who would win a fight between my two favourite witches Granny Weatherwax and Agnes Nutter?

    Granny because she's older and quicker or Agnes because she could squash Granny while she was trying to start her broom?

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  5. Kyahgirl09 April, 2006 05:10

    Hi IdV, aren't there any other male witches? Do you get special status?

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  6. Mr McGuinness09 April, 2006 11:17

    In answer to your enquiry - I've never been diagnosed as clinically insane but I do have my suspicions. Congratulations on the first poo. I was almost moved to tears.

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice09 April, 2006 13:21

    Frobi: I didn't include Samantha and Endora because they've disappeared. I think the trauma of that diabolical remake of Bewitched is what made them leave...

    Spike: If Agnes Nutter wasn't such a mad old bint (and dead - but that never really stopped a witch of any standing) I really wouldn't like to say. But she is, so I'd go with Granny.

    KG: There are one or two about but mostly they turn to Warlocking. Men generally aren't subtle enough for witchcraft.
    And yes of course I have special status. There's n'one quite like me!

    Andrew: As was I!

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  8. Fuckkit10 April, 2006 10:24

    Bree Van De Kamp is hot!

    *slides slowly off chair*

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  9. Anonymous10 April, 2006 11:46

    How about the wool witch? (hur), or the sand witch? (double hur)

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  10. B10 April, 2006 13:32

    I'm a fan of the wicked witch of the west myself....I like to be her every year for halloweenm:)

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  11. Inexplicable DeVice10 April, 2006 17:58

    Fuckkit: She is quite stunning, isn't she!

    M'Lady: 'hur, hur hur!' Would that make me the Nor witch?

    Brianne: Just make sure there aren't any pesky kids with buckets of water around!

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  12. Fuckkit10 April, 2006 20:41

    Convict, may I recommend keeping a can of solvent and a box of tissues next to you when discussing hot witches as it will help prevent embarrassing stickage.

    Also, I may need a mop, please.

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