Yes, it is the moment you have all been waiting for...
the
I N F O M A N I A C
Garden Photos Event 2022
... is now open!
Welcome, welcome, one and all! We're going to dispense with the whys and wherefores this year as they're all addressed in my Infomaniac Garden Photos Event page up there (underneath the blog title), and get straight on with the show.
Firstly, thank you to all those who sent in their greenfingered photos, and to everyone gathered here now for a good old snout at someone else's idea of gardening. Hopefully you can take away some ideas, tips and/or inspiration for your own patch.
This year, as well as photos of your gardening efforts throughout the year, I also asked if you could reach back through the mists of time and send in photos of a garden or plant you may have tended back in the olden days. Half of those who are taking part managed to find one or two old daguerrotypes or poloroids - and in some cases, many. So very many. So, you've got that to look forward to, too!
As the Garden Photos Event started out with The Very Mistress, so it is appropriate that this year's show - the 12th! - begins with her efforts (ahem) as well:
This is the female of a pair of mallards who make regular pit stops to
my garden in all seasons.
If you're wondering why there are so many dandelions, it's because
I don't consider them to be weeds. The rabbits will nibble the dandelions
before they'll nibble my flowers so all power to the dandelions.
The other wonderful thing about dandelions is that they are loved by bees.
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Right. Now on to the aftermath of Terrifying Triffidery. If you haven't yet had a look in the orangery of 'orror (see previous post), then I suggest you do so before continuing if you want to guess who sent in what.
Escaped the orangery intact? Drat! Good. Here are the triffids and their wranglers in order of appearance:
Dear Savvy provided the background trees for the Terrifying Triffidery poster, and also the final 'Day of the Dead' photo which appears to be some sort of papyrus grass (Cyperus papyrus).
Melanie brought forth the swamp thing (no idea what it is - perhaps it really is a monster?), and not-a-feather duster & vampiric beauty (both of which are Magnolia flowers unless I'm very much mistaken?).
'Death by a thousand pricks' could only be from Maddie (Well done, Jon and Asriel!), and is a close up of a coneflower (Rudbeckia or Echinacea, I suspect).
The horrible, skittering, giant sea lice - a cycad (Macrozamia) - and the Martian Triffid - Hibiscus 'Ritzy' - came from Dinah's depths down under (not a euphemism).
The frightening 'Flashback' was from Ms Scarlet.
As well as the prickly sweet chestnut cases, there's also some sort of fir cone and a small leaf that I can't identify (some sort of ground ivy, perhaps? Or, maybe even a cyclamen?)
Mitzi's "16.5 stone bullmastiff" featured in 'rEdRuM'
Look! You can see Carmen's visage in the glass framed by the Lophospermum tendril, top right!
The tapeworm was a little something I wound out.
Not from me, I hasten to add, from a Cobaea scandens fruit.
'And another one' - a day lily (Hemerocallis somethingorother) - from Mr Tonking.
I just hope that Jon and Mr Tonking didn't have the same
problem with scarlet lily beetles as Sir Patrick Stewart?
And I'm not sure if David Beckham is about to laugh at Sir Pat's misfortune,
or cry because all of your triffids are so terrifying?
It goes without saying - even though I'm going to say it anyway - that the Garden Photos Event (and its associated features, such as Terrifying Triffidery) is NOT a competition, but, if it were, the winner would be Jon with the most correct guesses.
By the way, the full, untouched, uncropped photos that these triffids emerged from will feature in their sender's main Garden Photos Event post.
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Now, if anyone couldn't make the deadline for getting their photos in, but would still like to take part, get your skates on! I'll accept photos for the next week or so.
Pop back in a couple of days or so for an in depth look at what Dinah's gardens - new and old - have to offer!
YAY! FIRST! Did I win yet?
ReplyDeleteMay I remind you - Again - that the Garden Photos Event is NOT a competition!
DeleteUnless, it's just the Firstliness that is in question? In which case: Yes! You DID win!
I should have posted my guesses, not that I would have won, but still. Thanks for choosing my photos for the beginning and end of the post, sweetpea! The bare tree is a recently trimmed mulberry. I just made the photo B&W. xoxo
ReplyDeleteYou always - well, on those odd occasions when you remember who/where/when you are and what it is you're supposed to be doing - come up with the most classy and sophisticated images, so it would be a crime not to use them!
DeleteP.S. Thanks for the mulberry identification - I'm hopeless with trees.
Damn, that comment was supposed to be under the TT post! I shouldn't go to parties on a Monday night! xoxo
ReplyDeleteIt's all the time you've been spending in The Gincuzzi, Savvy.
DeleteThe gincuzzi always needs topping up after Savvy has been in it, Very Mistress!
DeleteMelanie's swamp thing reminds me of Spagna's hairdo from the 80s.
ReplyDeleteMy grandma or ginma as I liked to call her used to buy dandelion root coffee from Holland and Barrett, Here's 16 things to do with dandelions including the above-mentioned dandelion coffee, if you're into that sort of thing.
That hairdo also looks like a dandelion clock!
DeleteYay! I guessed a few correctly!
ReplyDeleteTrust the Very Mistress to have a whole lotta ducking going on in her dandelion-infested patch... Jx
:: puts on reading glasses ::
DeleteOhhhh... Ducking!
Whatever the swamp thing is, it likes to hang out with orchids. You are correct that both the "feather duster" and "vampiric beauty" are open and close of my resilient magnolia tree, which was also featured last year in my submissions to the Garden Party 2021.
ReplyDeleteI'd have expected Maddie to have more phallic entries but being a Mistress, a ball of pricks is impressive all on its own.
I think Dinah has the answer! (Although, it appears she got a little confused with the photo labelling/captions...)
DeleteAs for Maddie's entry - why have one when you can have a thousand!
I think you're right inexplicable.. when it comes to the male part I hear Maddie is extremely greedy,, or should I dare say connoisseur?
DeleteHa! "Connoisseur" is very apt.
DeleteThe "not a feather duster thingy" is a Crinum. (It's possible one of my scraggy ones may have featured a few years ago...)
ReplyDeleteIt seems my photo caption could have been a little clearer, but I'm guessing the Crinum is the "swamp thing" - the leftmost of the three photos?
DeleteI nabbed a Crinum seed (at least, I think that's what it is) from the Old Vicarage gardens a couple of years back. It hasn't flowered so far, but I'm hoping it will next year (as it had a good lot of leaves this year).
Ducks!! And Dandelions!! I also have a lot of Dandelions sprinkled liberally over the lawn - the Goldfinches like them.
ReplyDeleteTriffidery was brilliant this year - and you are correct with your Cyclamen guess!
Sx
You'll have to fight with the goldfinches to get the best ones for Mitzi's cookery class, then!
DeleteIt was a cyclamen? Yay! I won!
I have been looking forward to this and all I can say is, Wow !
ReplyDeleteFab Photos.
Thank you for hosting the event
Ttfn
They are fab, aren't they?! And this is only the start!
DeleteWell I'm popping in for Maddie's. I must have forgot the part we were supposed to guess, but I guess it shouldn't surprise us the mistress supplied a thousand pricks. So in other words it was just another day. But what great submissions, a creative bunch you all are. I can't wait to see what they actually belong to.
ReplyDeleteWell, the guessing's just for a bit of fun because - as I've had to mention to The Very Mistress TWICE now - the Garden Photos Event is NOT a competition!
DeleteThe first set of Garden photos - Dinah's - will be published in a couple of hours or so, and you'll be able to see her Macrozamia and Hibiscus in full!
A 1000 pricks? You all look shocked. It's just another day for the Mistress Borghese. Some of these are darn questionable as to their use. I sure they have a prescription to clear some of these up.
ReplyDeleteI hear a thousand isn't even a challenge anymore!
DeleteBitches. Haven't you heard the term practice makes perfect?
DeleteYou should have a Master's degree by now. Jx
DeleteA Doctorate actually.
DeleteI love me some duckies. Anything from the wetlands will do. Well, honestly? Have you ever tried the drylands? Oh, no, honey... feels like Erik Estrada with a five day growth!
ReplyDeleteI had to google Erik Estrada - Crikey! Those teeth! I didn't have my sunglasses on.
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