Saturday, 5 November 2022

GPE #2 : Mitzi Likes Things With Sperm In

Fireball Lily, flowers once and then you're left with a load of leaves.
 
M I T Z I
 
Makes the Postman Gasp

 Yes, it's Mitzi's turn on the gardening merry-go-round, but before we get to the good stuff, we must first address the elephant in the room.  Or the bullmastiff in the bay window...
 
If you look closely on the right reflected in the
window, you will see the ghostly image of
my maid of all work Carmen taking the picture.
I hope it doesn’t cause your viewers too much distress.
Lofos, a climber by nature, looks equally good in a hanging basket as do Thunbergias. This one made the postman gasp.

[IDV] How do you get your Lophospermum¹ so lush?  Did you grow them from seed earlier in the year, or are they from previous year's tubers?
Mine have been pretty pathetic, but they're all from old tubers and are sharing with spider plants (which have monstrous roots).  Also, they aren't in the sunniest of spots.
I think I may have answered my own question...

I didn’t know Lofos grew from tubers. I sent off for a pack of 6 from J Parker bulbs last year and they were the sickliest looking plants, I had no hope for them, then the birds molested them looking for grubs, killing all but 1 in the process so I brought it indoors and kept it as a house plant, it soon grew about 10 feet, then Carmen accidentally caught it with the hoover causing carnage and reducing the plant by half, it grew back noticeably thicker after that, So that’s what I did with the 4 cuttings in the above hanging basket chopped them by half when they got a foot long.
 
Here's the embiggened section showing a ghostly Carmen lurking in the reflection.

 
Tuberose, not the best-looking plant but the scent it produces is exquisite, I planted 5 bulbs in the above pot but sadly only one of them flowered, overcrowding them was the problem they needed to be 6 to 8 inches apart. The above photograph was taken on the day I went to Benidorm, my mother came down the next day to water the plants and helped herself to the bloom along with a dozen Zinnias from the front garden, according to a report from a nosy neighbour, she was as brazen as you like. The vulture.
 
 
Boring garden. View from bedroom window. Brugmansias seen in pots were left out over the winter and survived and are currently in bloom, though they desperately need repotting.
 
 
I've planted one in the ground in the front garden, let's see if it survives the winter. I gave it a thick layer of mulch the other day, so fingers and toes! Lots of oohs and ahhs from the neighbours.
 
 
Flagging in the heat. Last year the blooms on this Hydrangea 'Strong Annabelle' were the size of footballs, the leaves were green and lush, even the window cleaner made a comment on it, a very poor display this year as you can see.
 
 
Decrepit Annabelle, just look at her now.
 

No me gusta. I bought some Hibiscus seeds in Fuengirola earlier this year, what I saw on the packet isn't what I got. I wasn't expecting it to flower this year either which suggests it could be an annual.
 
 
I had its name on the tip of my tongue. Some sort of clematis in a pot.
 
 
Cutting Corner.
 
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Ever the generous soul, Mitzi has thoughtfully provided photos for a couple of the Blogorati:
 
Taken from the spare bedroom with a view of a garret for Scarlet's enjoyment.
 
 
This one is for Jon to identify. All I know about this plant is the leaves are quite leathery, is mound forming, produces blue flower spikes and is highly scented, smells medicinal, you find these dotted around Benalmadena that's where I took this cutting from, I nipped the tip off and wrapped it in damp toilet paper for the flight home, it's rampant.
 
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Before we get to the end of Mitzi's tour, here are a couple of extra photos that she provided:

I germinated some lemon seeds from a Waitrose lemon, using the kitchen paper and zip lock bag method, took about 2 months to sprout. The plant front row left is a Pickle plant* cutting. Excuse the ghastly wallpaper it was Carmen’s choice.
 * Pickle plant, otherwise known as Delosperma echinatum²
 
 
Delosperma³ in terracotta pot. I like most things with sperm in it’s name.
 
 
I don't know about you, I just couldn't be arsed with the garden this year I've neglected it terribly.
 
Mitzi
 
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 Au contraire, Mitzi.  You clearly have the most marvellous green fingers - which have brought forth at least three incidents of sperm, to boot!  (There could be more lurking in your Cutting Corner, perhaps?)

 Next in show are the gardens of the House of Borghese, so pop back in a couple of days to see Maddie's wares!

40 comments:

  1. Fabulously exotic, Mitzi - Brugmansia, hibiscus and a sperm-plant - all very Mediterranean (unsurprisingly)! Our garden's been quite the opposite to yours this year, thanks to the fucking weed trees overshadowing everything - sun-loving plants flowered badly despite the heat but now, long after the full blast of the 40C heat was over, everything else has been blooming beautifully. Hydrangeas definitely suffer if there's too much sun, so I'm not surprised yours went a bit ropey.

    The mystery plant - if the scent is a bit reminiscent of walking past a group of yoofs trying to hide down an alley behind the shops (i.e. marijuana), then I would suspect it's Coleus (formerly Plectranthus) neochilus. There's a clump of it that grows in the bed right next to our fave bar Palm 5 in Benalmadena, and it is quite funny to see tourists catch a whiff, then look around to see who has a spliff in their hand... Jx

    PS We really must try Lophospermum - it's lovely!
    PPS We did grow tuberose one year, and tbh it was very disappointing.

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    1. Thank you Jon, you're better than any plant identifying app I know. Sedum indeed! It does smell of homegrown, in fact it reeks of it, aka the lobster flower, it can be grown outside in the UK if it has developed a woody bark to help protect it from frost, I'll plant it out next spring.

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    2. When I said "I'll" plant it out next spring, I meant my maid of all work Carmen, will plant it out next spring.

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    3. You're welcome. I am surprised that an exotic Coleus like this could grow in the UK, but I suppose as long as the soil is free-draining it should resist most winters here (we rarely get temperatures below -4 or -5C, and then not for very long). It also apparently repels snakes, mosquitoes, flies and most garden pests, so should prove useful. You get a lot of snakes in Yorkshire, I'm sure. Jx

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    4. "You get a lot of snakes in Yorkshire, I'm sure" only trouser snakes!

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  2. I myself have longed prefer the long tool that the sperm comes out of!!!

    But what nice, brilliant color! I loved the Tuberose. I won't even try with it here, as I already know it's fate. I also loved the Hibiscus and clematis. I plan to do clematis again, after we get more of the gardens back in order and just where I plan to plant it. I also always look forward to seeing Mitzi's concrete seas horse. It makes me happy for some reason, and what a quaint neighborhood you're in Mitzi!

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    1. Concrete! It's made from the finest marble (ok marble resin shh) it used to sit on the hearth in my living room til a jealous friend of mine said it looked common. It's quite a boring neighbourhood really, nothing much happens around here, I tell a lie, the woman next door has a new hair style, she was seen walking the dog yesterday and Christine who lives opposite called me to take a look out the window at my neighbour walking pass, she was sporting the same hairstyle as the Quaker oats man. Oh how we laughed.

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  3. I love hydrangeas! They normally grow very well here in the Pacific Northwest of the US, but the last few years have been so strange climate while, it's all I can do to keep them alive. That is the tidiest backyard, with mow line strips and everything!

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    1. Hydrangeas are considered to be a bit passe and old ladyish but I love them, especially blue ones when they are at their full height. Strong Annabelle is a native to your neck of the woods. I'll give it one more year to produce football size flowers if it fails again I'm pulling it out.

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    2. Yes, I'm not ashamed that I like "Old Lady" plants, they are as such because most of them have proven themselves to be good company, except high maintenance roses.

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  4. Lush and lovely but lacking ducks.

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    1. Ching, the woman who lives over the fence had a duck land on her roof, it wasn't there for long.

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  5. Oh wow! You've done well with these, Mitzi. And Jon is right about the Plectranthus.(or whatever it calls itself now). I took cutting of my Brugmansias when we sold our house, but left 3 or maybe 4 in the ground.A ruffian called John Deere did for everything after we'd left...

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    1. Brugmansia cuttings are ridiculously easy to strike I put mine in water after a few days they have calloused. John Deere is a beast!

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    2. I have brugmansia friends...

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    3. I've acquired a pink one it's only a cutting, to add to my white and yellow ones, I'm going to have a go at grafting them all together onto one stem in spring, Dr Frankensteinesque. Not keen on the white ones though, they turn brown too quickly around the edges.

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  6. I think the garret needs to be extended upwards - as most things do.
    Meanwhile, Mitzi, you need lessons in 'couldn't be arsed'!!!! And I am the woman to teach you!! I imagine that your immaculate lawn takes a bit of effort?!
    I think I'm going to see what I can grow with a paper towel and a wash bag.
    Sx

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    1. All the effort comes from Carmen I can't be arse, why buy a dog and bark yourself. Have you tried growing mustard and cress seeds on a flannel?

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    2. Ms Scarlet's saving that flannel - it was barely containing Aidan Turner, remember?!

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    3. Yes. It was covering a pair of saggy grey y-fronts, the ones with a yellow stain at the front and a large brown patch at the back.

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  7. I love how tuberose smells, I always assumed it was too tropical to try growing it. Mitzi is so successful at growing from cuttings. I assume she is in league with the devil.

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  8. It breaks my heart to pay for plants, when I pick up a plant at the garden centre I'm not admiring it, I'm looking for ways in which I can propagate it and then slyly take a cutting, my biggest cutting achievement to date from a garden centre is a root cutting I took from a tree peony, it grew beautifully but took about 4 years to flower, I still have it.

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    1. I'm with you on that, Mitzi! My greatest cutting achievement/theft was a leaf from award-winning Streptocarpus "Garden Festival Wales" from - erm - the Garden Festival Wales in Ebbw Vale in 1992. Deepest purple-black velvety flowers, it lasted years until I killed it about ten years ago by leaving it in a lean-to plastic greenhouse on an unpredicted scorching day in April(!).

      I also grew our splendid rambling rose "Velchenblau" from a cutting I took from a massively overgrown one hanging over the fence at the council estate where my office is unfortunately sited. Eight years on, it's spanning about ten feet of fence. Jx

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    2. African Violet my old nan's favourite, they seem to have fallen out of favour with people, you can't buy them for love nor money at the garden centres, even Wilkos don't sell them, I'd like a purple one for the hearth.

      Council estate or no council estate your rambling rose looks gorgeous, I'm not sure if I have a rambler or a patio rose in the above cut in corner photo, the idea I had in mind was to plant a rambler behind the shed so I''ll have a backdrop of roses framing the shed.


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    3. African Violets are apparently now the same family as Streptocarpus [they keep changing things!], but I prefer the big blowsy tubular-flowered Cape Primrose to those piddly little flowers. Jx

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    4. PS I wouldn't rely upon "Veilchenblau" to cover a shed. You'd need something like "Rambling Rector" for that - but beware, it could cover the shed, the fence and the lanai...

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    5. Many years ago I tried a "Veilchenblau" against the chookenarium wall and it struggled, though it was still alive when we sold the place.I had a LOT of heritage roses then and it was one of most difficult.

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  9. We know there's pampas grass growing in the front yard.

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    1. Oh, yes! I wonder why Mitzi didn't send in a photo of that?

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    1. That was my gran's old house, I bought her some pampas grass from a church fete, my gran thinking they were bull rushes planted them amongst the roses, they are still there to this day after 30 odd years.

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    2. I dare say your gran had some disappointed couples showing up on her doorstep, having been lured by the promise of pampas grass.

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    3. Thanks for the tips, Mitzi. I had no idea that white landscaping rocks were a sign. I don't like them but now I know why I'm seeing them around the neighbourhood.

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  11. I've been too busy replying to all the comments to give thanks to our host Mr D and for giving me such a good spread. Thanks!

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    1. Three cheers for Mr. DeVice!

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    2. Oh, you're very welcome, Mitzi. And it was no trouble as you're so easy- I mean, you made it so easy to put everything together thanks to your delightful captions!

      And thank you, Very Mistress!

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  12. What an adorable backyard. Your front yard? Is it nicely appointed, too? I like me a gal who's got going on in the front and the back, if you know what I mean. Such a wonderful selection of foliage. Shows you have taste and class... things which have thus far escaped me in this lifetime. Congrats the all the beauties. Tell me... are you the fairest fleur in garden?

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  13. Thank you and yes, I am the fairest flower who prefers it round the back.

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  14. Wow ! I love your plants.
    Your garden is far from boring. In fact with the postman and window cleaner etc all in your thrall is reminiscent of those naughty 70s films, 'confessions of a' ---- Window Cleaner', etc. I almost expected Robin Askwith and Dandy Nichols to make an appearance.
    Be that as it may, I was in thrall from the first photo. Fabulous even this year which is an achievement given the conditions. I am already looking forward to see what you have to show us next year.
    Ttfn

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