Friday, October 02, 2015

"Can you smell cum?"


 I've just returned from The Parents where I was forced into gruelling manual labour (painting door frames & cabinets, moving bags of compost and cleaning the inside of car windscreens), and caught a most distinctive smell as I cycled up the Northrepps Road.



There must be linden trees in the woods surrounding Northrepps Cottage.

Thanks for that, Prime Minister.

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  1. Now I'm worried about the Unter den Linden in Berlin!

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    1. Perhaps it may be wise to take a peg for your nose next time you fancy a stroll down the boulevard?

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  2. Reminds me of a story by deSade ("Die Blüten der Kastanie", in Erzählungen und Schwänke eines provenzalischen Troubadours aus dem XVIII. Jahrhundert, sorry, I only know the German edition).
    Maybe Fanny Love payed a visit ?

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    1. Ooh! Ooh! I remember kastanie being conkers/horse chestnuts, and at first I thought blüten was blood, but having thought about it (i.e. google translated it) I realise it means bloom or flower.

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  3. *blinks*

    I'm slightly shocked. Shocked I tell you.

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    1. Well, we're all retiring the the fainting room for swooning and, well, fainting, if you'd like to join us?

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  4. My fave gay bar as a young fag had smelled of cum.

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    1. So I take it you won't be using a fainting chaise, then?

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  5. Tin Foil entry submitted!

    Did I win yet?

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  6. "What's that fragrance you're wearing darling... "come to me"?
    "No"
    "Well it smells like cum to me!"

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    1. Ha! Princess, you truly are the doyenne of double entendres!

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  7. [off-topic. sorry.]

    Saw The Martian yesterday. Very well done.

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    1. HA! [has 1960s flashback]

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    2. I'm going to see it next week.

      The Matt Damon one, rather than Princess's martian... :)

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    3. I'm having visions of Matt Damon in a green lam`e bodysuit

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    4. Ah, so it's not all bad, then?

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