Friday 2 October 2015

"Can you smell cum?"


 I've just returned from The Parents where I was forced into gruelling manual labour (painting door frames & cabinets, moving bags of compost and cleaning the inside of car windscreens), and caught a most distinctive smell as I cycled up the Northrepps Road.

There must be linden trees in the woods surrounding Northrepps Cottage.

Thanks for that, Prime Minister.

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  1. LẌ02 October, 2015 13:44

    Now I'm worried about the Unter den Linden in Berlin!

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice03 October, 2015 08:40

      Perhaps it may be wise to take a peg for your nose next time you fancy a stroll down the boulevard?

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  2. Ms Scarlet02 October, 2015 20:46

    Or maybe not.....?
    Sx

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  3. Anonymous02 October, 2015 23:15

    Reminds me of a story by deSade ("Die Blüten der Kastanie", in Erzählungen und Schwänke eines provenzalischen Troubadours aus dem XVIII. Jahrhundert, sorry, I only know the German edition).
    Maybe Fanny Love payed a visit ?

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice03 October, 2015 08:45

      Ooh! Ooh! I remember kastanie being conkers/horse chestnuts, and at first I thought blüten was blood, but having thought about it (i.e. google translated it) I realise it means bloom or flower.

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  4. Roses03 October, 2015 14:06

    *blinks*

    I'm slightly shocked. Shocked I tell you.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice03 October, 2015 16:59

      Well, we're all retiring the the fainting room for swooning and, well, fainting, if you'd like to join us?

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  5. The Mistress03 October, 2015 14:51

    My fave gay bar as a young fag had smelled of cum.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice03 October, 2015 17:01

      So I take it you won't be using a fainting chaise, then?

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  6. LẌ03 October, 2015 21:11

    Tin Foil entry submitted!

    Did I win yet?

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  7. Princess03 October, 2015 22:16

    "What's that fragrance you're wearing darling... "come to me"?
    "No"
    "Well it smells like cum to me!"

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice03 October, 2015 22:33

      Ha! Princess, you truly are the doyenne of double entendres!

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  8. LẌ04 October, 2015 00:04

    [off-topic. sorry.]

    Saw The Martian yesterday. Very well done.

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    1. Princess04 October, 2015 02:11

      Was it This one Mr Lax?

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    2. LẌ04 October, 2015 02:33

      HA! [has 1960s flashback]

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    3. Inexplicable DeVice04 October, 2015 11:52

      I'm going to see it next week.

      The Matt Damon one, rather than Princess's martian... :)

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    4. Princess06 October, 2015 10:56

      I'm having visions of Matt Damon in a green lam`e bodysuit

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    5. Inexplicable DeVice07 October, 2015 09:36

      Ah, so it's not all bad, then?

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