Thursday, August 30, 2007

Some don't like it quite so hot...

Shitting Apocalypse Oven! I thought I'd be having fish and chips for tea. Instead it appears to be charcoal and a rather flat barbecue briquette.

I'd better get the Geiger counter out for this one...





Bugger.

10 comments:

  1. Did you singe your eyebrows off again?

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  2. He cooks nekkid. He singed his ginger pubes.

    Luckily, his cock was hiding behind them and was protected.

    *wonders why he didn't go to the fish 'n' chip shop as the quality would have been much better and involved no effort*

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  3. MJ: Almost. My eyelids have fused themselves to my eyeballs which have dried slightly so they look a bit like giant sultanas...

    Piggy: Ginger? Moi? I think not. You must've caught sight of your reflection in the mirror.
    Anyway(!), I thought you said I had "a gaping cunt", not a cock - I've just listened to your podcast. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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  4. If those Yorkshire poofs come back round here today, ask them in which century they plan to do a new posting.

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  5. He's having a Bar B Q.

    He will be drinking

    He will don the shorts.

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  6. Can't cook either, huh? Duuur…

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  7. Don't you just hate it when you accidently turn the dial from 200C to nuclear

    damn!

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  8. Is your oven powered by plutonium?? Like the car from Back to the Future?

    We don't need natural gas where we're going..

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  9. You should learn to cook!

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  10. Oh, Philip. You should learn to read the other comments - Tim said pretty much the same thing.

    I was going to have a look at your site, but there're so many that I couldn't be bothered...

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