Sunday, April 15, 2007

Please leave a message after the beep

I expect you all want to know the reason for my temporary absence?

* copious cicada chirping *

OK. Then, I expect a very few of you are feigning mild curiousity but in reality couldn't give two figs.

All I can say is that manoeuvering with The Undead is very time consuming. Not least because we had to keep stopping every so often to pick up bits of Dead Flesh, rebandage Mummy after he became caught up on practically everything with an edge, and remember to look for Non-Existant Boy when he wandered off on his own.

Here we are almost ready to go out one night:


And, no, you don't need to say it. I've told them I don't know how many times, that putting on a shirt doesn't mean they'll blend in!

* beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep *

23 comments:

  1. Who's the tasty little crumpet on the right?

    Oh, and er, it's nice to have you back!

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  2. Lovely, just lovely. A nicer family photo I have never seen. The stripes are just the right touch! Rather reminiscent of The Escape, don't you think?

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  3. Who's a pretty boy?

    Glad to see your eyebrows have grown back after the incident.

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  4. Mmm, I agree with T-Bird. On both counts!

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  5. The stripey jumper is photoshopped, right?

    Go on - tell us it is.

    It's for a bet, isn't it?

    *suddenly realises why the rest have obscured faces*

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  6. I've had the one in the horizontal stripes over the beer crates behind Bar Code!

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  7. I wish I had a Hamburglar costume too!

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  8. "Looks forward to photoshopped pic including swag bag and mask*


    You know its coming don't you?

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  9. Fifthy: I'm not quite sure that we got the lighting right.

    T-Bird, MJ, Dinah & Spike, darling: * blushes * It's nice to be back. I'd better get used to posting again.

    P&T: I took my fashion inspiration from you two bestriped wonders.

    What the Hell was I thinking?!

    Frobi: It was over a crate of champagne, wasn't it?

    I mean: I've never been to Bar Code! How VERY dare you!

    Tim & SID: Eeeek! Now I'm going to have nightmares about Ronald McDonald!

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  10. Ronald McDonald, swag bags, etc...

    *fires up photoshop*

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  11. Oh no, Oh no! What have I done? What shall I do? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh...

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  12. You do look particularly sexy in that...

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  13. Piggy,that took 1 hour 10 mins.

    Your slipping up.

    Which IDV appears to do rather well in your pic don't you think?

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  14. Why Miss Jones, You're beautiful!

    Aren't you supposed to have a wart on the end of your hooter of summut?

    Go on then, accuse me of steriotyping.

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  15. Dammit, IDV. You are one freakin' hottie! *faint*

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  16. P&T: Queyntes!

    Mutley: Well, I thought so.

    Hang on. In my picture or Piggy's?

    SID: Eewww! No way. It looks like Piggy's gaping orifice!

    Tickers: Did you know that leaving a bag of as many stones as one has warts at a crossroads can get rid of them (the warts, not the stones)? One's warts will transfer to whoever picks up the bag (actually, one can get rid of the stones that way too).

    Lesson over.

    T-Bird: Come now, T-Bird. All this lying around is making the place untidy!

    * secretly beams with... umm... pride? smugness? self worth? *

    Never mind me, have you seen those pics of Tim?!

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  17. Between Tim and you, it was a very good day for British blogging pictures and the people who read them.

    I could go another with with "between Tim and you" but really, I'm trying to keep it all innocent here.

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  18. I don't think you're trying hard enough, Dinah!

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  19. I'm late to the party but you are absolutely stunning! And labouring building sheds and what not has kept you in great shape.

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  20. Thank you darling Snooze. The Parents have their uses after all.

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