Monday, 6 May 2019

Doing It!


Cock! (cock pheasant, that is)
 I was on my way back from stretching my legs, when I remembered that I had some photographs of a tawdry nature that I hadn't shared with you all yet.  I meant to add them to the end of the previous post, but forgot.
 Rather than edit the Pensthorpe post and sully it with such lewd subject matter, I thought I'd just create a new post.  So here it is.  Smut!

From the rear window of Hexenhäusli deVice, may I present:


Flirting pheasants!

The cock spies an opportunity...

FORNICATION!  And right in front of Camera's prying lens, too.  Exhibitionists...

That was over remarkably quickly.  And she doesn't look very impressed.

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18 comments:

  1. Mistress Maddie06 May, 2019 13:42

    I love pheasants!!!!!!

    But should you be peeping tom on them??? The female does look rather appalled. I am familiar with that look after being accosted. She's probably a size queen.

    I cant lie...my cock is usually spying opportunity when the Lad is visiting.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice09 May, 2019 15:33

      I think you might be right about her being a size queen, judging by Hound's comment below. If her cloaca is as wide as Hurst Street, she'll need seeing to by something with a bit of heft, otherwise it'll be like throwing a cocktail sausage down a well.

      I'm not surprised to hear of your spying. After all, I've seen photos of your Lad!

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  2. Hound of Hecate06 May, 2019 17:13

    Oh is that what a pheasant looks like. like a rather overgrown sparrow. Except where the cock is concerned obviously... I wonder how he manages not to break the egg when he fertilises it by going up the cloaca. He's probably trying to persuade her that her cloaca is as wide as Hurst Street...

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice09 May, 2019 15:28

      Sadly for him, while he may be a cock, he doesn't have one, and has to engage in a "cloacal kiss" with her.

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  3. Mitzi 06 May, 2019 19:19

    I've lost count of the number of times I've ran over those things in the car, they're a menace.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice09 May, 2019 15:23

      Is it the same resiliant pheasant each time, or do they take it in turns trying to break your car's radiator?

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  4. Jon06 May, 2019 22:35

    Oh dear. A pheasant sex tape. It'll ruin her career... Jx

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  5. mrpeenee07 May, 2019 05:59

    This place is getting as bad as Infomaniac, that smut dump.

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    1. Jon07 May, 2019 07:41

      Shouldn't that be "former smut dump"? She's been awol for months. Jx

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    2. Mistress Maddie08 May, 2019 01:19

      Has anyone checked The Oubliette? She may have slipped and broke a hip?

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    3. Inexplicable DeVice09 May, 2019 15:20

      Don't look at me. The last time I went looking for The Mistress, I got trapped in the Plaid Room for three days. When I eventually managed to escape, I was convinced I was a member of the Bay City Rollers!

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  6. Ms Scarlet07 May, 2019 06:34

    Where is your content warning page??? I think you should reinstate it immediately!
    Sx

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    1. Mitzi 07 May, 2019 10:12

      Hear, Hear! I had a very disturbing dream last night, I dreamed I had a threesome with Rod Hull and Emu on a rooftop.

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    2. Ms Scarlet07 May, 2019 11:42

      Didn't Rod Hull die falling off a roof after fiddling with his aerial?
      Sx

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    3. Inexplicable DeVice09 May, 2019 15:14

      What happened to Emu?? I mean, after Rod Hull's death, not after Mitzi's ménage à trois...

      I did furnish this post with my "Danger: Rude" tag, but one does have to scroll through the entire post to see it...

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  7. 63mago07 May, 2019 08:01

    Wonder what crowd you'll attract if you keep going down that road ...

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Tickle my fancy, why don't you?

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