Tuesday 23 January 2018

Crusty Old Groynes... With Knobs On!

"Caw!  Welcome to the beach.  Let's begin the search for an encrusted groyne and ancient knobs, shall we?"

"This one looks promising."

"Nearly there."


"Well, it doesn't look particularly crusty under here."

"Or here.  But it does look like the End-of-the-Line."

"Cue Heavenly choir!  We've found the crusty old groyne!"

"Oh.  It doesn't look so impressive without the magical glow."

"I think this groyne may have crabs?"

"Ug.  No!  I don't want to catch crabs!"


"Ooh!  Where does this lead to?"

"What's that?!"

"Oh.  It's just a large, overused old knob."

"Let's look at some more groynes."



"Knobs!"

"Hmmm...  Must be chilly out."

"What a tiddler!"

"No, not you.  Although, you are on the small side."

"This groyne could do with a bit of manscaping."

"Oh, I can't be bothered.  Let's go."

"Right.  My work here is done. Hope you enjoyed all these old groynes, Dinahmow?"

"Byeeee!"

12 comments:

  1. "Rise your crabby knobs like antennae to the sky" ?

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    1. I'm not sure I want to know what type of signal they might receive?

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  2. Cromer is just full of phallic objects and old groynes! Jx

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  3. These old groynes have certainly seen a lot of action! And after so many years, they still manage to stand firm for repeated, hard poundings!

    Love the pics of the birds and closeups of the structures and sand. Very nicely done. I take it the winds have calmed enough for you to venture out without feeling like a little pig dealing with a bothersome huffing, puffing wolf trying to blow your house down.

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    1. Yes, it's back to normal around here now - wind-wise, anyway. We've actually enjoyed some clear skies and sunshine. Although, I miss that wolf - I could do with a good blow!

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  4. Well! This is a treat! And all before my breakfast,too.

    So many gnarled and rusty metaphors.A girl hardly knows where to look...

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    1. This won't be a case of "eyes bigger than your stomach" will it?

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  5. There literally isn't an innuendo left unused! It's like a beach walk with Hinge and Bracket!

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    1. Coming from you, that's high praise indeed - thank you!

      And I'm sorry you had to languish so long in the spam.

      *hands over bottle of Febreeze*

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